Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
'Everything'
and the book is titled: 'What Women Want!'
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
'Everything'
and the book is titled: 'What Women Want!'
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife's r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife's r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence
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What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a
woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never
meet each other!
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a
woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never
meet each other!
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Lady 2 her maid: I have reason to suspect that my husband
is having an affair with his secretary.'
maid : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!'
Lady 2 her maid: I have reason to suspect that my husband
is having an affair with his secretary.'
maid : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!'
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, 'I've
found a man just like father!'
Mother replied, 'So what do u want from me,The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, 'I've
found a man just like father!'
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