Career as Comedian


THIS genre of entertainment is beginning to catch up in the big cities and TV has done more than its bit to popularise it with the masses. Shows like The Great Laughter Challenge, and in the past, Movers and Shakers, have only contributed to the popularity of this emerging genre. The trend has caught on at both ends — with youth who want to crack up on stage, and also with the audience who want to be entertained. Yes, this is the business of stand-up comedy and it's all about making your audience laugh. However, stand-up comedy has traditionally been one of those job areas of show business where formal training plays a minimal part and hands-on experience counts for almost everything. Despite this, stand-up comedy very rarely can be taken as a full-time profession. 

Statement of boys with no girlfriends in college

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College...

1st semester: Meri to pehle se hai...

2nd sem: Chalo try karenge

3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai

4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai

5th sem: Bhai kisise intro. to kara...

6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi...

7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna...

And Finally

With Full Attitude

8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi paraaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya... 

इसका रास्ता पाताल की ओर जाता है

रायपुर।छत्तीसगढ़ राज्य की राजधानी रायपुर से 120 किमी दूर और शिवरीनारायण से 3 किमी दूरी पर खरौद नगर है। यह क्षेत्र एक समय में प्राचीन छत्तीसगढ़ के पांच ललित केन्द्रों में से एक है।

Chris “The Dutchess" Walton claims record for world's longest nails

Eighteen years of patience with lot of care and protection, Chris “The Dutchess" Walton have nails as long as nearly twenty feet. This forty-Five year old singer who hails from Las Vegas is now officially part of Guinness Book of World records, her right hand finger nails measures 9 feet and 7 inches and her left hand finger nails measures 10 feet 2 inches."It’s kind of like a body part that I was born with, now I don’t know what i would do without them", Chris “The Dutchess"Walton said in an interview in front of the New York Public Library. From driving a car, shopping and doing household chores the only thing that she finds hard with her 20 feet finger nails is dig her own pockets."Everything else I can do myself-driving, shopping, cleaning the house. Although when vacuum, the cord gets tangled in my fingers."

She furthers explains that she doesn’t engage herself in swimming, not because of her nails but due to her hair thing she keeps herself out from the pool.Chris"The Dutchess" Walton demonstrates using her knuckles to text with such fingernails. She is mother of 5 and grandmother of 3 did not intentionally grow her nails but it was rather an accident."I never set out to make it into Guinness. It just happened”, she further adds "One day I stopped cutting my nails. I liked the way they looked and they just kept growing."

Love's story not a Love story

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.

Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat." Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh....Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love too, but he was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her!

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that he even forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went his own way.

Love realizing how much he owed the elder and asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because, only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is." 

Four Wives

" Four Wives "
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

Shrimad Bhagavad Gita In English

Shrimad Bhagavad Gita In English (Full)

Shrimad Bhagavad Gita in Hindi

Shrimad Bhagavad Gita in Hindi (Full)

Smart Santa

Santa got a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. 

He noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.

Santa took pity on him and decided to speak to him.

Santa:'You ok?' 

Boy: 'Yes!'

Santa:'Then you can also go and play with the other kids you know' 

'It's best I stay here.' the boy replied.

'Why?' asked Santa.

The boy said: "Because I'm the goal keeper" 



a.. Being questioned when you yourself don't understand
b.. Pretending to be innocent of what you know about
c.. Trying to show you care
d.. Trying to forget something you know you NEVER will
e.. Admitting you were wrong after you have been so insistent that you were right

f.. Accepting the fact that you made a MISTAKE
g.. Debating with yourself
h.. Knowing what's wrong and what's right
j.. ACCEPTING the fact that some things are NOT meant TO BE
k.. Trying to understand when you just can't
l.. Swallowing your pride when it has become TOO HARD and TOO BIG to even gulp it down with water
m.. Being the LAST TO KNOW about something that CONCERNS you most of all
n.. Realizing that you have been TRICKED after you have given your WHOLE TRUST
o.. Realizing that you have taken the most IMPORTANT thing for granted
p.. PARTING with someone you've just LEARNED to LOVE
q.. LETTING GO of someone you've LOVED ALL YOUR LIFE
r.. Losing someone you care deeply about
s.. Saying SORRY when you MEAN it
t.. Saying how you REALLY FEEL and Explaining WHERE YOU STAND
u.. Knowing what is best and yet doing the exact opposite.
v.. Bracing yourself for the worst kind of pain... & still hurting so much.
w.. Loving someone too much and learning to love the pain that goes with it... that even if you learned to let go of the still go on missing the pain you once felt (and there it goes again... you fall again)
x.. Denying to yourself that you're falling... then finally you realize that indeed you have fallen when it's too damn late and you cant get out
y.. Being with someone else when the right one comes along
z.. Knowing deep inside that you love someone yet you can't say it out loud

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