एक कंजूस लड़के को कंजूस लड़की से प्यार हो गया ..:O

लड़की : जब Dad सो जायेंगे..

तो मैं गली में सिक्का फेकूंगी

आवाज सुन के तुम तुरन्त अन्दर आ जाना...!!
लेकिन लड़का सिक्का फेकने के एक घन्टे बाद आया ..
लड़की -: इतनी देर क्यूँ लगा दी ?;->

लड़का -: वो मैं सिक्का ढूंढ़ रहा था .. :D

लड़की -: पागल वो तो मैंने धागा बांध के फेका था..वापस खींच लिया ...


एक शादीशुदा आदमी का एक लड़की के साथ अफेयर था
एक दिन वो लोग डेट पर गए और साथ काफी समय बिताया रात के 8 बज गए..

घर वापस जाते समय आदमी ने अपने जूते और कपड़े धूल और घास में रगड़ दिए

घर पहुंचने पर पत्नी ने पूछा ‘इतनी देर क्यों हो गई, कहां थे आप?’

आदमी : मैं तुमसे झूठ नहीं बोल सकता हूं मेरा एक अफेयर है और मैं अभी एक डेट से ही वापस आ रहा हूं

पत्नी ने उसकी तरफ देखा और चिल्लाई: झूठे, क्रिकेट खेल के आ रहे हो ना ....

cute child

Animal Kingdom 016

Pure Snow and Alpine Glow, Mount Assiniboine, British Columbia

Petronas Towers, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Religious Thought 166

Here our selfless desires are hidden by selfish ones. They are real, but they are covered by what is false. Therefore whoever of our own departs from this life, not one can ever be brought back before our eyes. But all those we love, alive or departed, and all things we desire but do not have, are found when we enter that space within the heart; for there abide all desires that are true, though covered by what is false.
- Chandogya Upanishad

Desires achieved increase thirst like salt water.
- Milarepa, "Drinking the Mountain Stream"

Religious Thought 165

When we are firmly established in nonviolence, all beings around us cease to feel hostility. When we are firmly established in truthfulness, action accomplishes its desired end. When we are firmly established in integrity, all riches present themselves freely. When we are firmly established in chastity, subtle potency is generated. When we are established in nonattachment, the nature and purpose of existence is understood.
- The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali 2: 35-39

Whenever you hear that someone else has been successful, rejoice. Always practice rejoicing for others--whether your friend or your enemy. If you cannot practice rejoicing, no matter how long you live, you will not be happy.
- Lama Zopa Rinpoche, "Transforming Problems Into Happiness"

Great Mosques Around the World

Great Mosques Around the World

From its beginnings in Saudi Arabia, the teachings of Prophet Muhammad have gained a wide following around the world. Enjoy a visual tour of mosques around the world, from Afghanistan and China, Saudi Arabia, Germany, India and Egypt, to Peru, Australia, the United States and the United Kingdom.

Makkaah , Saudi Arabia


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