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I’m Sardarni

A plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet Kaur in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class and sits down. Hostess sees this and tells that she paid for economy, she has to sit ther.

Gurpreet: I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here."

Hostess asks co-pilot for help.

He tries to explain to Gurpreet. Gurpreet:
I’m Sardarni
I’m beautiful
I’m going to Chandigarh and
I’m staying right here.

The pilot says: I'll handle this, I’m married to a sardarni.

Pilot goesand whispers in Gurpreet's
she says: I’m sorry.
and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

Hostess, co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said.

"I told her, first class isn't going to Chandigarh.

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Some Old Jokes

Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!  

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. 

Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Religious Thought 23

The continuous and unbroken awareness of the indwelling presence, the inner light of consciousness, is the supreme meditation and devotion.
- Maharamayana

Suffering chastens us and makes us remember. We are like the child who tries to pick up fire and is unlikely to do it again, once she has seen the consequences. With material things, seeing is easy; but when it comes to picking up the fires of greed, aversion, and delusion, most of us arent even aware were holding fires at all. On the contrary, we misguidedly believe them to be lovable and desirable, and so we are never chastened. We never learn our lesson.
- Buddhadhasa Bhikku, "Heartwood of the Bodhi Tree"

Prostrating himself he cried, "You indeed are the noble one; I, the ignoble, feel abashed on your account. You are perfect and still remain obedient to His command; and I, barely a fraction, remain unjust, wicked, and unguided. You are perfect, yet are humble and fear the Lord; and I, the tainted, am averse and hostile."
- Rumi

The fruit of Silence is prayer. The fruit of Prayer is faith. The fruit of Faith is love. The fruit of Love is service. The fruit of Service is peace.
- Mother Teresa

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is: Try to please everybody.
- Herbert Swope, address, Dec. 20, 1950



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10 Most Dangerous Spiders In The World

There are millions of animal species in the world. But some are considered to be really dangerous. One of such kind is spiders. Not all spiders are harmful but there are many dangerous spiders in the world And here is the list of 10 most dangerous spiders in the world. These spiders cannot only poison the small mammals but also affect the humans by making them very ill. Most of the time a bite by these spiders results in some kind of headache or illness or vomiting. Some of these spiders can even result into death due to the poisonous venom they exhibit. Now let's take a look at these list...

1. Brown Recluse spider

This spider is mainly found in the America and its bite can cause great trouble. They usually hide in dark places and if bitten by this spider can result in fever, vomiting, shivering along with redness around the bite and swelling.

Amazing Shell Beaches Around the World

Seashells, which are usually the dead empty shells of marine mollusks, often wash up on the shores but there are certain beaches that routinely have an unusually large accumulation of seashells washed up on them. Most beaches in the world are primarily composed of rock particles such as sand, grit, gravel, pebbles, etc, but in rare cases the beach is composed entirely of seashells, both broken and whole valves.
Here are 4 such unusual shell beaches in the world.

Shell Beach, Western Australia

Shell Beach is located 45 kilometers south-east of Denham in the Shark Bay region of Western Australia. Stretching for over 120 kilometers, this beautiful snow-white beach is made up of millions of tiny shells and they go up to 10 meters deep!
The seawater in the L`Haridon Bight has a high salinity due to both the geomorphology and local climate of the area. This high salinity has allowed the cockle to proliferate unchecked, since its natural predators have not adapted well to this environment. When the cockle die of natural deaths then are washed ashore, and this has been going on for thousands of years completely covering the entire beach.
The shells also forms the sea floor, stretching for hundreds of yards from the shoreline. On the upper parts of the beach, away from the water line, many of the shells have become cemented together, in some areas leading to the formation of large, solid conglomerations.
The shells are mined under special license nowadays for production of calcium for poultry feed and exotic mulch for gardens and planters. In the early years of Denham, blocks of the solidified shell deposits were mined and used as materials in building constructions.

Religious Thought 22

We may have our private opinions but why should they be a bar to the meeting of the hearts.
- Mahatma Gandhi, 1930

Leave the mind in its natural, undisturbed state. Don't follow thoughts of "This is a problem, that is a problem!" Without labeling difficulties as problems, leave your mind in its natural state. In this way, you will stop seeing miserable conditions as problems."
- Lama Zopa Rinpoche, "Transforming Problems Into Happiness"

Be wary of malice, for malice consumes virtues, just as fire consumes fuel.
- Hadith The Prophet Muhammad, as reported by Abu Hurairah

Let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.
- John F. Kennedy


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