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Good One... !!!!!!!!!!!!!

U marry someone else. 
The one u marry 
becomes ur wife or husband 
And the one u loved 
becomes the password of ur mail id" 

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. 
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it. 


Three dreams of a man: 

To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 

To be as rich as his child believes. 

To have as many women as his wife suspects... 


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney. 
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney. 


Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. 


What's the diff between Dava & Daru? 
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and 
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? 
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or 
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. 


The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed 
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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Different types of Kisses

Kisses can be different - a kiss of two lovers, a kiss goodbye.
Here is a great collection of photos of kisses.


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