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15 of the Most Fascinating Looking Fungi in the World

1. Blue Milk Mushroom (Lactarius indigo)
Lactarius_indigo_indigo milk cap blue milk mushroom

Lactarius indigo, commonly known as the indigo milk cap, the indigo (or blue) Lactarius, or the blue milk mushroom, is a species of agaric fungus in the family Russulaceae. A widely distributed species, it grows naturally in eastern North America, East Asia, and Central America; it has also been reported from southern France. L. indigo grows on the ground in both deciduous and coniferous forests, where it forms mycorrhizal associations with a broad range of trees. The fruit body color ranges from dark blue in fresh specimens to pale blue-gray in older ones. The milk, or latex, that oozes when the mushroom tissue is cut or broken—a feature common to all members of the Lactarius genus—is also indigo blue, but slowly turns green upon exposure to air. The cap is typically between 5 to 15 cm (2 to 6 in) broad, and the stem 2 to 8 cm (0.8 to 3 in) tall by 1 to 2.5 cm (0.4 to 1.0 in) thick. It is an edible mushroom, and is sold in rural markets in Mexico, Guatemala, and China. [Source]


Clever old woman

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding .....

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it ... 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see ... can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Senior Officer: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Senior Officer: Yes ... could you please open the trunk of your car.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Senior Officer: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver's license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Senior Officer: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.


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नयी-नयी शादी

एक लड़की की नयी-नयी शादी हुई पर कुछ दिनों बाद उसका अपने पति से झगडा हो जाता है,

अपने पति से दुखी हो कर वो अपनी माँ को फ़ोन करती है,

लड़की: "माँ, मेरा इनसे झगडा हो गया, मैं दो हफ्ते के लिए मिलने आ रही हूँ"

माँ भी बहुत शातिर दिमाग की थी बोली,

माँ: "बेटी उसे सुख नहीं सजा मिलनी चाहिए, तू वही रुक मैं दो महीने के लिए आ रही हूँ"

पांच जानवरों के नाम बताओ जो पानी में रहते है

मैडम ने पप्पू से पूछा: "पांच जानवरों के नाम बताओ जो पानी में रहते है?"

पप्पू : "मछली"

मैडम: "गुड और बाकी 4?"

पप्पू : "मछली की मां, पिता, बहन और भाई"

इंग्लिश में ट्रांसलेशन

क्लास में टीचर बच्चो से इंग्लिश में ट्रांसलेशन करवा रही थी.

टीचर पप्पू से: "मैं तेरी जान निकल दूँगी" इसे इंग्लिश में ट्रांसलेट करो?"

पप्पू: "इंग्लिश की ऐसी की तैसी, तू हाथ तो लगा के दिखा"

लड़की को पढ़ने से घर के चार लोग शिक्षित होते है,

गवर्नमेंट कहती है,

लड़की को पढ़ने से घर के चार लोग शिक्षित होते है,

कोई ये तो पूछे,

उसके कॉलेज जाने से जो 40 लड़के फ़ैल हो जाते है उनका क्या???

कोई अच्छा सा जोक

एक बार अपना रवि  ऑफिस में बेठा हुआ था, बॉस का एक एस-एम्-एस आया

"ओये कोई अच्छा सा जोक भेज"

 रवि रिप्लाई किया: "सर अभी मैं काम कर रहा हूँ, कुछ देर बाद भेजता हूँ"

बॉस का रिप्लाई आया

"अबे क्या मस्त जोक था, और भेज

पब्लिक टोइलेट

पब्लिक टोइलेट में बैठे आदमी को साथ वाले टोइलेट से एक आवाज़ आई,

आवाज़: "क्या हाल है यार?"

आदमी घबरा के बोला: "फाइन, ठीक हूँ"

फिर आवाज़ आई: "क्या कर रहे हो?"

आदमी: "तुम्हारी तरह बैठा हुआ हूँ"

दोबरा से आवाज़ आई: "मैं आ जाऊं अभी तुम्हारे पास?"

आदमी घबराते हुए बोला: "ओह ना ना मैं बहुत बिजी हूँ"

तब आवाज़ आई: "यार मैं तुमको बाद में कॉल करता हूँ, पता नहीं कौन कमीना दुसरे टोइलेट से मेरी हर बात का जवाब दे रहा है"

अल्लाह के नाम पर दे दे

एक भिखारी एक घर में भीख मांगने गया, अन्दर से एक छोटी सी बच्ची आई

भिखारी: "अल्लाह के नाम पर दे दे बेटा"

बच्ची: "मैं बेटा नहीं बेटी हूँ"

भिखारी: "अल्लाह के नाम पर दे दे बेटी"

बच्ची: "मेरा नाम संध्या है"

भिखारी: "अल्लाह के नाम पर दे दे संध्या"

बच्ची: "मेरा पूरा नाम संध्या चौधरी है"

भिखारी: "अल्लाह के नाम पर दे दे संध्या चौधरी"

बच्ची: "ये हुई ना बात, अब माफ़ करो बाबा"

Religious Thought 202

Both renunciation of action and the selfless performance of action lead to the supreme goal. But the path of action is better than renunciation.
- Bhagavad Gita 5:2

It does not matter whether you are a theist or atheist, what matters is sincerity, forgiveness, and compassion.
- His Holiness the Dalai Lama

Religious Thought 201

Self-knowledge cannot be gained until everything is renounced. When all points of view are abandoned, what remains is the Self. Even in the world you do not get what you desire until all obstacles are removed. This is even more true of self-knowledge.
- Maharamayana

In reply to the question, 'What is the best that people can possess, what brings them truest happiness, what is the sweetest of the sweet, and what is the pleasantest life to live?' the Buddha answered: 'Trust is the best that people can possess; following the way brings happiness; truth is the sweetest of the sweet; and the practice of insight is the pleasantest way to live.'
- Sutta Nipata

Religious Thought 200

As a man in the arms of his beloved is not aware of what is without and what is within, so a person in union with the Self is not aware of what is without and what is within, for in that unitive state all desires find their perfect fulfillment. There is no other desire that needs to be fulfilled, and one goes beyond sorrow.
- Brihadaranyaka Upanishad

Walking the spiritual path is a very subtle process; it is not something to jump into naively. There are numerous sidetracks which lead to a distorted, ego-centered version of spirituality; we can deceive ourselves into thinking we are developing spiritually when instead we are strengthening our egocentricity through spiritual techniques.
- Chogyam Trungpa, "Cutting Through Spiritual Materialism"


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