what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: every year 

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Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. 

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Al Saleh Mosque, Yemen

Magical British Landscapes

The colourful kingdom: Marvel at the splendid hues of our green (and pink, purple and golden) pleasant land

Britain has been called the magical land and these pictures are a true testimony to that.
Its' spellbinding beauty has inspired writers, poets and many others who have graced this colourful land.
William Shakespeare even famously described Britain as ‘this sceptred isle’, a ‘precious stone set in the silver sea’.
But no words can possibly describe the awe inspiring beauty of this enchanted countryside.
From the soft rolling hills of the South Downs to the forbidding mountains of the Scottish highlands, Britain is blessed with some of the most varied and magical landscapes in the world.
And its utterly amazing beauty could hardly be better revealed than in the stunning snaps shown below.
Taken as part of the 2020 Vision project, these landscapes reveal Britain's breathtaking scenery in all its impressive splendour. 
Each of the powerful images was taken as part of an initiative that saw 20 photographers spend 20 months in the field documenting 20 key habitats in Britain. 
So scroll down through the pictures and be prepared to have your breath taken away.
Dawn Break: Sunrise over chalk downland viewed from Wilmington Hill, South Downs National Park, East SussexDawn Break: Sunrise over chalk downland viewed from Wilmington Hill, South Downs National Park, East Sussex

मून दे दिया

एल के जी के बच्चे को इम्तहान में जीरो मिला |

पिता - ( गुस्से से ) यह क्या है ?

बच्चा - पापा , मैम के पास स्टार खत्म हो गए तो उन्होंने मुझे मून दे दिया | 

Cute Dog overload

Clash of two Opposites

The clash of two opposites:

Namib Desert (Namibia Africa) and the Atlantic Ocean. 

राजा जनक का धनुष किसने तोडा ?

शिक्षा अधिकारी -( छात्र से ) राजा जनक का धनुष किसने तोडा ?

छात्र - सर ! मुझे नहीं मालूम , मैंने नहीं तोडा | 

शिक्षा अधिकारी ने अध्यापक से पूछा - जरा आप ही बताइए |

अध्यापक - जी हमें नहीं पता , प्रिंसिपल साहब से पूछ लीजिए |

शिक्षा अधिकारी -( प्रिंसिपल साहब से ) -आप ही बताइए |

प्रिंसिपल -श्रीमान क्यों बात को बढाते हो , किसी बचें ने तोड  दिया होगा , आप हमसे उसके पैसे ले लीजिए | 

Log kehte hain kaash..

Log kehte hain kaash..

Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti, 

apne aap ho jati!

Hum kehte hain ki kaash..

Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,

parents maar maar ke karwate.. 


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