Santa ki amma mar gayi,
1 aadmi bola- amma, hamein bhi lejaati.
2-4 aadmi aur bole- amma hamein bhi le jaati.
Santa- abe saalo, amma kya TATA SUMO karke gayi jo sbko le jati.
कैंसर
संता अपने दोस्त की स्लैमबुक भर रहा था, उसमें जोडिएक साइन (राशि) में क्या भरना है यह उसे समझ में नहीं आया.
उसने पन्ना पलटा तो उसमे किसी ने भरा था *“कैंसर”*
बस फिर क्या था संता ने भी भर दिया कॉलम : दारू पीने के बाद बस थोड़ी सी खांसी रहती है !!!!
उसने पन्ना पलटा तो उसमे किसी ने भरा था *“कैंसर”*
बस फिर क्या था संता ने भी भर दिया कॉलम : दारू पीने के बाद बस थोड़ी सी खांसी रहती है !!!!
If You Can't Stand The Heat... Keep Away
If you can't stand the heat... keep away from the volcano: Astonishing picture of scientist just metres from boiling hot lava cauldron
He looks like he's on a journey to the centre of the Earth.
But unlike the professor in Jules Verne's novel of the same name, this scientist could meet a fiery end if he goes any further.
In these stunning pictures, fearless Geoff Mackley looks like a speck of tin foil next to the 1,150C molten pit raging inside the crater of a volcano.
Scroll down to watch the abseil...
Like the surface of the sun: Getting to within just 30m of the molten lava, Geoff Mackley has become the first person ever to get so close to the centre of this volcano
SOME CUTE SARDARJI JOKES
SOME CUTE SARDARJI JOKES. HOPE NO ONE IS OFFENDED.
Sardarji Strikes Again.............
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do
you want to see
any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
A sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question
paper is leaking...
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know
current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardarji Strikes Again.............
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do
you want to see
any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
A sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question
paper is leaking...
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know
current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Religious Thought 55
When the mind is detached from the senses One reaches the summit of consciousness. Mastery of the mind leads to wisdom. Practice meditation. Stop all vain talk. The highest state is beyond reach of thought, For it lies beyond all duality. Keep repeating the ancient mantram OM Until it reverberates in your heart.
- Amritabindu Upanishad
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The happiness we seek, a genuine lasting peace and happiness, can be attained only through the purification of our minds. This is possible if we cut the root cause of all suffering and miseryour fundamental ignorance.
- His Holiness the Dalai Lama, The World of Tibetan Buddhism
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Rejoice in sorrow; it will unite you with God. Bow down and reach the highest peak. Turn inward, toward the heart, and delight in the green shade of trees and many gushing springs.
- Rumi
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Some people complain because God put thorns on roses, while others praise Him for putting roses among thorns.
- Unknown?
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The deepest truth blooms only from the deepest love.
- Heine, English Fragments, 1828
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