खाने की क्षमता


खाने की क्षमता

अध्यापक (बच्चे संता से)- "सबकुछ याद करके आए हो ?"
संताः "हां सर जी ! सारा याद कर लिया है ।"
अध्यापक - "तो इसे पूरा करोः '900 चूहे खाकर बिल्ली ................... चली ।' "
संताः "900 चूहे खाकर बिल्ली हौले-हौले चली ।"
अध्यापकः "अरे ! मूर्ख !! तुझे इसका जवाब भी नहीं पता ?"
संताः "सर जी ! आप मुझे पढ़ाते हो इसकी शर्म करके बिल्ली को हौले-हौले चलवा दिया, वरना सब जानते हैं कि 900 चूहे खाकर बिल्ली हिल भी नहीं सकती ।"

तूफान



संता, बंता सीआईडी टीम और रजनीकांत रेगिस्तान से गुजर रहे थे
संताः आइला तूफान
बंताः संता अब तो हम सब मरेंगे
सीआईडी एसीपीः इंस्पैक्टर पता लगाओ हमारे रास्ते में ये रुकावट कैसे आई
रजनीकांतः छींकने के लिए माफी चाहता हूं

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The 'Ani-Human' project

The 'Ani-Human' project: Painted models take a walk on the wild side as they pose next to fierce creatures

Covered from head-to-toe in body paint, these brave models blend in perfectly alongside a succession of wild animals.
After seven-hours in make-up over four days, they look completely at home whether tangling with a 12ft-long python, staring down cheetahs, or riding on the back of an elephant.
The bizarre images were taken by wildlife photographer Lennette Newell and form part of her 'Ani-Human' series of portraits.

When species collide: Photographer Lennette Newell captures a model painted like an elephant as she sits atop the real thing


Growing up the daughter of a vet in San Francisco, her childhood dream was to become one of the animals her father used to treat.
Some four decades later, the 52-year-old artist has finally realised her ambition - with the help of models who have nerves of steel.
Ms Newell said: 'I wanted to show humans and their animal brothers in a new light that we maybe hadn't been seen before.
'The exotic animals came from in and around Los Angeles from renowned Hollywood and television trainers and we shot at the famous Smashbox Studios in LA.'







Looking Through Angel Eyes


Looking Through Angel Eyes


If we all were to see the world through the eyes
of an angel, what would we see?
We would see more people laughing running and playing about.
We would feel more love around us.
We would see the beautiful flowers that stand in front of us.
We would see the beautiful blue sky high above us.
We would see and feel the beautiful green grass that lies below us.
We would feel the gentle breeze that flows past us.
We would feel the warmth of the sun.
The world would be a much happier place if only
we could see through angel eyes.
Because we would then take the time to see and
feel all of these things that are around us.
A child can see through angel eyes.
They can see and feel all of these things.
They give so much love to other people.
Their laugh sings through the air like a gentle breeze
like the passing of an angel in the sky.
They do not worry about the color of skin.
They stop to look at the beautiful colors that are in the flowers.
They take time to see the beautiful blue sky.
They feel the green grass under their little tiny feet.
Their smiles are like the sun that will brighten any day
and can warm even the coldest heart.
If only we would stop to remember, what being a child is like.
The world would be a much happier place.
Because we would be looking through angel eyes.

By,Tammy Thorpe

7 great qualities of students

1) CONSISTENCY
- once a zero alwayz a zero!

2) VOICE MODULATION
- Attendance in 5 different voices!

3) PRESENTATION SKILL-
- Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions!

4) ART
- Designing- Classroom desk!

5) STAMINA-
- Tolerating teachers for 1 hr lecture

6) PERIPHERAL VISION-
- Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..

7) HUMANITY
- Scoring less & giving others...

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