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humor लेबलों वाले संदेश दिखाए जा रहे हैं. सभी संदेश दिखाएं
humor लेबलों वाले संदेश दिखाए जा रहे हैं. सभी संदेश दिखाएं
ABC's for success
How strange it is..............
¤ We wish to earn loads of money,
but we had the best times only when we had just 10 bucks in our pocket
...
¤ We wish to wear high brands
but we feel most comfortable in pajayma pants
¤ We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite people
but we enjoy roadside tea with friends the most
¤ We wish to own big cars and go on long drives
yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road
¤ We have 64GB ipods filled with songs
but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can't be compared
Life is simple indeed
But We make it complex by running after what never gives us joy
Love life ♥
but we had the best times only when we had just 10 bucks in our pocket
...
¤ We wish to wear high brands
but we feel most comfortable in pajayma pants
¤ We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite people
but we enjoy roadside tea with friends the most
¤ We wish to own big cars and go on long drives
yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road
¤ We have 64GB ipods filled with songs
but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can't be compared
Life is simple indeed
But We make it complex by running after what never gives us joy
Love life ♥
i 'm a Mother......
The officer at the Driving License counter asked the lady "What is your occupation?"
The woman seeking renewal of her license seemed to be puzzled. So the officer said "Ma'am, are you employed, have your own business or........
The woman replied "Oh, yes!! I have a full time occupation. I am a Mother"
Officer: "We don't have 'Mother' as an option for occupation. I will write it down as 'Housewife'. That takes care of all questions."
This had happened long ago, and was forgotten. Years later when I went to get my license, the Public Relations Officer was a somewhat pompous woman.
"Your occupation?" she asked in a rather authoritative tone.
I just had an inspiration and replied
The woman seeking renewal of her license seemed to be puzzled. So the officer said "Ma'am, are you employed, have your own business or........
The woman replied "Oh, yes!! I have a full time occupation. I am a Mother"
Officer: "We don't have 'Mother' as an option for occupation. I will write it down as 'Housewife'. That takes care of all questions."
This had happened long ago, and was forgotten. Years later when I went to get my license, the Public Relations Officer was a somewhat pompous woman.
"Your occupation?" she asked in a rather authoritative tone.
I just had an inspiration and replied
"I am a researcher in the field of Child Development, Nutrition and Inter-personal Relationships"
The lady officer stared at me in amazement. I calmly repeated my statement and she wrote it down verbatim. Then, unable to conceal her curiosity, she politely asked "What exactly do you do in your profession, Ma'am?"
I was feeling good about having described my occupation so calmly and confidently. So I replied "My research projects have been going on for a number of years (Mothers never retire!!). My research is conducted in the laboratory as well as in the field. I have two bosses. (One is God and the other is my entire family). I have received two honours in this field. (A son and a daughter) My topic is considered to be the most difficult part of sociology.(All moms will agree!!). I have to work more than 14 hours every day. Sometimes even 24 hours are not enough and the challenges are tougher than many other professions. My compensation is in terms of mental satisfaction rather than money"
I could see that the officer was thoroughly impressed. After completing the licensing formalities, she came to the door to see me off.
This new viewpoint about my occupation made me feel much better on my way back home. I was welcomed by my 5 year old research assistant at the door. My new project (my 6 month old baby) was energetically practicing her 'music'.
I had earned a small victory over the Governmental red tape today. I was no longer 'merely a Mother', instead I was now a highly placed functionary in a service vital for Mankind -Motherhood!!
'Mother' - Isn't it a great title. Fit to be added to the nameplate on the door!! By this standard, grandmothers deserve to be called Senior Research Officers, and Great Grandmothers qualify as 'Research Directors'. Aunts and other ladies of that age group can be called 'Research Facilitators'
The lady officer stared at me in amazement. I calmly repeated my statement and she wrote it down verbatim. Then, unable to conceal her curiosity, she politely asked "What exactly do you do in your profession, Ma'am?"
I was feeling good about having described my occupation so calmly and confidently. So I replied "My research projects have been going on for a number of years (Mothers never retire!!). My research is conducted in the laboratory as well as in the field. I have two bosses. (One is God and the other is my entire family). I have received two honours in this field. (A son and a daughter) My topic is considered to be the most difficult part of sociology.(All moms will agree!!). I have to work more than 14 hours every day. Sometimes even 24 hours are not enough and the challenges are tougher than many other professions. My compensation is in terms of mental satisfaction rather than money"
I could see that the officer was thoroughly impressed. After completing the licensing formalities, she came to the door to see me off.
This new viewpoint about my occupation made me feel much better on my way back home. I was welcomed by my 5 year old research assistant at the door. My new project (my 6 month old baby) was energetically practicing her 'music'.
I had earned a small victory over the Governmental red tape today. I was no longer 'merely a Mother', instead I was now a highly placed functionary in a service vital for Mankind -Motherhood!!
'Mother' - Isn't it a great title. Fit to be added to the nameplate on the door!! By this standard, grandmothers deserve to be called Senior Research Officers, and Great Grandmothers qualify as 'Research Directors'. Aunts and other ladies of that age group can be called 'Research Facilitators'
HUMOUR- The I. T. Engg. Hubby
Husband (Returning late from work ) :
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters ...
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : By Default.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable.
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
Wife : Are you going to drink some wine?
Husband : File system is full.
Wife : What is my value in the family ?
Husband : Unknown Virus.
HUMOUR- At Large
Mona Lisa's Mother: 'After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the biggest smile you can give us?'
Columbus's Mother: 'I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!'
Michelangelo's' Mother: ' Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?'
Napoleon's Mother: 'All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.'
Abraham Lincoln's Mother: 'Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?'
Mary's Mother: 'I'm not upset your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.
Albert Einstein's Mother: 'But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?'
George Washington's Mother: 'The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.'
Jonah's Mother: 'That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last three days.'
Thomas Edison's Mother: 'Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.
Columbus's Mother: 'I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!'
Michelangelo's' Mother: ' Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?'
Napoleon's Mother: 'All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.'
Abraham Lincoln's Mother: 'Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?'
Mary's Mother: 'I'm not upset your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.
Albert Einstein's Mother: 'But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?'
George Washington's Mother: 'The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.'
Jonah's Mother: 'That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last three days.'
Thomas Edison's Mother: 'Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.
On the Walk of Life
On the Walk of Life
Sometimes we feel half lost, alone and feel the need to seek new ways for our lives ...
Along this path, we found many stones that stoned become a precious jewel: the experience!
Find younger people ... And with them relearn the lost innocence ...
We will find older people ... And they learn to be mature ...
We learn that fire burns also warms the cold nights ...
At some point our journey will be interrupted and will learn that it was only a pause for the rest of the soul ..
Sometimes we think we lost some people, but after they realized is that we lost.
Feel fear and loneliness, but we always find a helping hand of Him who was crucified for us ...
And if we think the walk is too long, we are assured of always warm embrace of those who would also give his life for us: our parents.
At the end of this great journey called life, I realized what really matters are those things that we carry in our hearts.
So, keep only the good feelings. Thus we arrive with a light heart and suitcase full of good memories.
I Have A MYSTERIOUS FRIEND..
I Have A MYSTERIOUS FRIEND..
A MYSTERIOUS FRIEND...
Every day he visits my gate and waits for me.
Some day he travels with me.
Some day he travels before or after me.
Some day he doesn't come at all.
I receive more praise and gifts when he is with me with a less work.
I work with out any disturbance in mind when he is not with me.
He always tells don't believe in me.
Since many are waiting for me to help them I ca't be always with you.
You want to know who he is.
He is a friend named,
L U C K...
Every one says best of luck when we are going to do some important things in life.
Luck our mysterious friend always does his job at unexpected times.
Every day he visits my gate and waits for me.
Some day he travels with me.
Some day he travels before or after me.
Some day he doesn't come at all.
I receive more praise and gifts when he is with me with a less work.
I work with out any disturbance in mind when he is not with me.
He always tells don't believe in me.
Since many are waiting for me to help them I ca't be always with you.
You want to know who he is.
He is a friend named,
L U C K...
Every one says best of luck when we are going to do some important things in life.
Luck our mysterious friend always does his job at unexpected times.
Today's Reality
Today's Reality :
Big house but Small family.
More Degrees but less Common sense.
...
Advanced medicine but Poor health.
Touched Moon but Neighbours unknown.
High income but less peace of Mind.
High IQ but less Emotions.
Good knowledge but less Wisdom.
&
Lots of human beings but less Humanity..
Big house but Small family.
More Degrees but less Common sense.
...
Advanced medicine but Poor health.
Touched Moon but Neighbours unknown.
High income but less peace of Mind.
High IQ but less Emotions.
Good knowledge but less Wisdom.
&
Lots of human beings but less Humanity..
How about them..!!!???
How about them..!!!?
The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention.
John Burroughs.
How about them….!!!???
Still complain of discomforts despite working in an office with all modern comforts…!!!???
Still complain of discomforts despite working in an office with all modern comforts…!!!???
How about her…!!!???
Do you still complain of hunger..!!!???
How about her…!!!???
Tired of sleeping in your cozy bed!!!???
How about her…!!!???
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