TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA - FUNNY BUT TRUE !!!

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 
 
 
1) Qus. : What are you doing?   
Ans. : Business.   
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!   

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?   
Ans. : Selling the Goods.   
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!   

3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?   
Ans. : >From other State/Abroad   
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!   

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?   
Ans. : Profit.   
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!   

5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit?   
Ans : By way of dividend   
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax   

6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?   
Ans. : Factory.   
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!   

7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!   

8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!   

9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!   
Ans : No   
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax   

10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?   
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.   
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!   

11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?   
Ans. : Hotel   
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!   

12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!   

13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!   

14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?   
Ans.. : Gift on birthday.   
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!   

15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!   

16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?   
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.   
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!   

17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !   

18) Qus.: How you Travel?   
Ans. : Bus   
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!   

19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! 

20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?   
Ans. : Yes   
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!   

21) INDIAN :: can i die now??   
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!