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In an Aeroplane
In an Aeroplane, After 4-5 drinks,
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British- I will sleep now,
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American- I want to work on internet,
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German- I will watch movies now,
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Chinese- I will listen to music now,
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INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega!
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British- I will sleep now,
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American- I want to work on internet,
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German- I will watch movies now,
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Chinese- I will listen to music now,
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INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega!
OHHH...WOMAN....!!!
OHHH...WOMAN....!!!
Husband calls his wife....
"Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a suddenpuncture. The car skidded and rolled over.
Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managedto crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fellover the cliff.
"I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecapand severe concussion."
Wife says"Forget about the accident! Who the hell is Susan?"
"Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a suddenpuncture. The car skidded and rolled over.
Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managedto crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fellover the cliff.
"I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecapand severe concussion."
Wife says"Forget about the accident! Who the hell is Susan?"
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