The Ruins Of The Forest Haven Asylum, Laurel MD

Namibia’s Mysterious Fairy Circles

Most prominently found in Namibia, fairy circles are natural ‘bald spots’ whose formation is rather contentious. Some think that it’s the work of the sand termite, while others speculate that it is–as you might imagine–the work of aliens.

Polar Bears And Magnificent Sunset In Alaska

IT IS ALWAYS THE HUSBAND'S FAULT.

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She isfurious... Here she is –- in the middle of dealing with this Libyan mess -- now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "You bastard! How could you have let this happen?With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this ! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault !............Well, what have you got to say?" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again,"Did you hear me?" Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper:

“Who’s speaking?”

Blank phone calls !!!!!!!!!

If you or your family members are getting blank calls repeatedly & no one speaks, do not panic.

It is only Manmohan Singh campaigning for the Congress Party. 

Kindly inform relatives & friends.

Rich Doctor!

A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand.

 

"Father I have married the type of man you always wanted me to marry."

 

One look at his son-in-law and the father recoiled in horror.

 

"I had asked you to marry a 'Rich Doctor' not a 'Witch Doctor'!" he sputtered.

Perfect Timing