Furstated professional life

Furstated professional life
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?

Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?

Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai...

Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai

Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee katwaye hai...! 

pretty flowers

soch

Purani soch- "kro ya mro"

Nai soch-"marne se phle kuch kro!"
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Ekdam Nai soch-"jb tk kuch kr nai lete maro mat!"

Hmari soch- Koi btayega sala krna kya Hai.?

Pretty Girls with Exotic Cars

Gifs-that-explain-the-world

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Photos 2014

What is Love?

Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)

USA's Student.......

Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)

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UK's Student......

Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
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Indian Student........

Answer :
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- Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:

Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:

Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary
Photos
Mobile

-TREATMENT:

Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !