Badmouthology

An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?"
The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these."
The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing….. After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"
The tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "Well, today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology."

Animation 27

High Road To An Isolated Village

Take the high road! Chinese village's only contact with world is 1,000-yard zip-line at a dizzying height above valley floor

If you suffer from even the slightest amount vertigo then Yushan village in China's Hubei Province is probably best kept off any list of potential holiday destinations.

For despite its staggeringly beautiful location, Yushan's only connection with the outside world is a precarious zip line stretching for a dizzying kilometre, 400 metres above the valley floor.

A pair of thick cables are strung between two high cliff faces with a steel cage suspended below to carry people and goods in and out of the village.

Don't look down! This terrifying zip line stretching 400metres above the valley floor is the only connection to the outside world for Yushan village in China's Hubei Province