Joke - A Ship Sank

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman


What a Crazy coincidence! ;)One month later, on various parts of the island,
the following was observed: 

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A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her  that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.      2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:  Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone  2. Tele-Vision  3. Tell to Woman  Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.   4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

30 Pigeons-Champions

Indian Fantail by Rick Schlais

A recent post on Laughing Squid sent the Sifter on a mission to learn more about the National Pigeon Association and their annual NPA Grand Nationals. Not only is this sub-culture for real, but it is thriving!
With over 3,721 entries representing 26 breeds of pigeon, the 2010 NPA Grand Nationals held in Salt Lake City, Utah, drew over 271 exhibitors from every US State and Canada as well. Below is a collection of some of the winners from the Grand Nationals, in what I’m sure will be a first glimpse for many into this little known hobby. 

Tax Structure in India

Tax Structure in India

1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax

6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!

एक ऑनलाइन डाटा स्टोर साइट

ऑनलाइन डाटा स्टोर की बहुत साइटे है लेकिन ये साईट थोडा हट कर है इस साईट पर रजिस्टर होने के बाद आपको 10 जीबी तक की स्टोरेज सुविधा मिलती है आप इसमें अपनी पसंद के गाने और विडियो भी अपलोड करके चला सकते है और अपने दोस्तों के साथ शेयर भी कर सकते है अगर आपको अपने ब्लॉग पर किसी सोफ्टवेयर का या किसी फाइल का लिंक भी शेयर करना है तो वो भी आप इस साईट के द्वारा कर सकते हो

इस साईट की एक और खासियत है, वो ये है की अगर आप अपनी आईडी के द्वारा अपने दोस्तों को अपने साथ जोड़ते हो तो आपको एक दोस्त पर 1 जीबी का स्पेस फ्री मिलता है जिसे आप 50 जीबी तक बढ़ा सकते हो
अगर नोर्मली आप इस साईट पर जाकर एकाउंट बनोगे तो आपको 10 जीबी का स्पेस मिलेगा लेकिन अगर आप किसी दोस्त के लिंक के द्वरा अकाउंट बनाते हो तो आपको 11 जीबी का स्पेस मिलेगा अगर आप भी 11 जीबी का फ्री स्पेस पाना चाहते हो तो यहाँ क्लिक करके अपनी आईडी बनाये और अपनी आईडी के द्वारा आप अपने दोस्तों को भी जोड़ सकते हो जिनके जुड़ने पर आपका 10 जीबी का स्पेस 50 जीबी तक हो सकता है

world's biggest truck

This gargantuan of a truck is hard to describe, but put it this way, imagine standing on the terrace of your duplex house and driving the entire building down the road. As 'simple' as that!

 

Mind Blowing Artwork Of Claudia Rogge’s

Claudia Rogge, known for large scale photographs is a German photographer and performance artist who takes patterns to another level using her favorite subject: people. The self-described“Human Artist” uses digital and organized means to produce some pretty amazing, mind blowing“Human Patterns“. Her work has largely focused on the contrast between individualism and mass society. This interest originates from Rogge’s early studies of social and communication sciences. One of the aspect of style and/or composition that she works with, and is known for, is a kind of varied repetition of form and elements. Here passion is in creating these big productions, with a large number of people in a similar or even identical clothing, position and surroundings so that you considered it definitely as a pattern…