Unmistakable characteristics of a true Gujju:
1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is their kaka.
2. They never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!
3. The first rule of money - never use your own!
4. "Su nava juni" is their version of wassup?
5. Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome.
6.They keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.
7. No party is over without a round of GARBA.
8. They call all types of noodles "Meggi"!!!
9. When someone asks about a person, they say GENTLEMAN MANAS CCHEY
10. They have a PhD in bargaining by birth.
11. They can speak any language of the world in Gujarati!
12. They don't have feelings,they have FILLINGS!!!
13. Jai Shri Krishan = Hello and Good bye
14. All their conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne...
15. They shout their guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear them better that way.
16. Swimming is not for them - they call it chhabchhabiya.
17. For them electricity never goes - only light does!!!!
18. They don't call people, we COAL them.
19. Sensex interests them more than sex.
20. Chhas is their beer!
21. They are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it...
22. They go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments.
23. Mount Abu is Switzerland.
24. If a gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".
25. A true gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding..
26. At least 50% of their contacts on teir phone book end with the word BHAI and 20% with Ben ;-)
27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, shu farak pade che.
28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from fashion style to nation's progress.
29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like
home - Apduj che...
30. They will spend rs 1000 for free gift of rs 10 :)
1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is their kaka.
2. They never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!
3. The first rule of money - never use your own!
4. "Su nava juni" is their version of wassup?
5. Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome.
6.They keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.
7. No party is over without a round of GARBA.
8. They call all types of noodles "Meggi"!!!
9. When someone asks about a person, they say GENTLEMAN MANAS CCHEY
10. They have a PhD in bargaining by birth.
11. They can speak any language of the world in Gujarati!
12. They don't have feelings,they have FILLINGS!!!
13. Jai Shri Krishan = Hello and Good bye
14. All their conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne...
15. They shout their guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear them better that way.
16. Swimming is not for them - they call it chhabchhabiya.
17. For them electricity never goes - only light does!!!!
18. They don't call people, we COAL them.
19. Sensex interests them more than sex.
20. Chhas is their beer!
21. They are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it...
22. They go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments.
23. Mount Abu is Switzerland.
24. If a gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".
25. A true gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding..
26. At least 50% of their contacts on teir phone book end with the word BHAI and 20% with Ben ;-)
27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, shu farak pade che.
28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from fashion style to nation's progress.
29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like
home - Apduj che...
30. They will spend rs 1000 for free gift of rs 10 :)
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