Terrific jokes in Indian languages

TAMIL JOKES:

  

*Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

*Comepalakrishnan.

*What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

*Subramanium Didn't See Me.

*How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?

*Ready...Steady...PO

*What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?

*Rangamannar Rangarajan.

*How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?

*ivan Lendl (Ivan 'he' in Tamil).

*What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ?

*Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)

*What is the difference between Kunnankudi Vaidyanathan and Gandhi?

*One is a violanist, the other is a non-violanist!

  

The worlds 6 richest pets

Few pets are this house proud.
People love pets. From the ordinary to the exotic, humans love to look after other species, whether they are as common as a cat or as endangered as an eagle. We often devote more time and affection to our furred and feathered friends than we do to our own kin.

Fascinating Facts About Rats

Few creatures in the world inspire more dread than the rat. Long a symbol of death and pestilence, they haunt our nightmares and scuttle in our walls, scaly tails dragging behind them. Rats cause billions of dollars in damage every year, spoiling food supplies, chewing through electrical wires, biting babies in their cribs – and yet their benefits to mankind have been simultaneously overwhelming. Read below for further information on some of our creepiest neighbors.

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Norway Rats

Although there are many different species of rats, the one most people associate with the word are Brown or Norway rats. Likely originating in China, the largest specimens can top 2.2lbs. Norway rats plague cities such as New York (where population estimates vary wildly- from a few hundred thousand to a few hundred million depending on your source) and London and have pervaded nearly every corner of the globe with the rare exceptions of Arctic and Antarctic areas, the Canadian province of Alberta, and pockets of New Zealand. The white albino rats used in laboratories and kept as pets are domesticated versions of this species.

15 Ways to Fill Your Pot of Gold

Everybody loves saving money, especially if it’s easy. Today’s infographic 15 Way to Fill Your Pot of Gold offers 15 easy tips to put some money back in your pocket. I tip I can attest to is not watching t.v. Paying for cable on a college budget is not the easiest, but with alternatives like hulu and netflix I’ve saved a lot of money. Check out this infographic and let us know if you’ve tried any the tips. [via]

Nice sentences

3 Easy Ways to Die : 


Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. 



1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 

How the various people search for life partner

भिखारी ; 

भगवान के नाम पे कोई एक बीवी दे दे , 
दुसरे की नहीं तो अपनी ही दे दे , 
भगवान तुझे एक के बदले दो देगा , 
Hillery होगी तो मोनिका भी देगा 

वकील 
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. 

The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl.

The girl should be willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. 

Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence. 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 
Lee Majors