Humour-A SINDHI’S TAX AUDIT
The income tax officer decides to audit Sindhi businessman Kishanchand and summons him to the income tax office.
The officer is not surprised when Kishanchand shows up with his attorney, Pestonji..
The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time
employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling.
I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable.."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Kishanchand .
"How about a demonstration..? "
The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Kishanchand says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling.
I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable.."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Kishanchand .
"How about a demonstration..? "
The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Kishanchand says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Kishanchand removes his glass eye and bites it. The officer's jaw drops.
Kishanchand says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my other eye."
The officer can tell Kishanchand isn't blind, so he takes the
bet.
Kishanchand removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Pestonji as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
bet.
Kishanchand removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Pestonji as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Kishanchand asks.
"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk,
"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk,
and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt,
The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt,
so he agrees again.
Kishanchand stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily,
Kishanchand stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily,
he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.
But Pestonji moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"Not really," says Pestonji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Kishanchand told me he'd been summoned for an audit,
The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.
But Pestonji moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"Not really," says Pestonji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Kishanchand told me he'd been summoned for an audit,
he bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.."
Religious Thought 196
The awareness of the fool is always limited By thinking, or by trying not to think. The awareness of the man who lives within, Though he may be busy thinking, Is beyond even awareness itself.
- Ashtavakra Gita 18:63
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Subhuti asked: "What does buddha mean?" The Buddha answered: "Buddha is reality. One who thoroughly comprehends all the factors of existence is a buddha."
- Prajnaparamita
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Religious Thought 195
"I am the food of life, I am, I am; I eat the food of life, I eat, I eat. I link food and water, I link, I link. I am the first-born in the universe; Older than the gods, I am immortal. Who shares food with the hungry protects me; Who shares not with them is consumed by me. I am this world and I consume this world. They who understand this understand life."
- Taittiriya Upanishad
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May I likewise attain the cutting-off of Craving and clinging. Whatever faults I have until I attain Liberation, May they quickly perish. Wherever I Am born, may there be An upright mind, mindfulness Wisdom, austerity and vigor. May harmful influences not weaken my Efforts. The Buddha is the unexcelled Protector, the Dharma is the Supreme protection, Peerless is the Silent Buddha, the Sangha is my true refuge. By the power of these Supreme Ones, May I rise above all ignorance.
- from Reflections on Sharing Blessings
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