After a tiring day, a woman commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart, it's Eric , I'm on the train. Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting."
"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office, it was with the boss."
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. "
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his mobile phone in public any longer.

फोन नही उठाते..

संता- ये नया मोबाइल कब लिया?

बंता- लिया नहीं.. गर्लफ्रेंड का उठाया है।

संता- क्यों?

बंता- वो रोज कहती है कि तुम मेरा फोन नही उठाते.. आज मौका देखकर उठा लिया

PROFESSIONAL PAINTING BY KIRK RICHARDS

Kirk Richards began his professional painting career in 1980 after studying four years with artist Richard Lack. Kirk currently lives in Amarillo, Texas. The paintings of the figurative and portrait painter, sometimes allegorical in content are often based on nature.

Good Morning

baarish ho jaati..

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati..
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Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya..
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey..
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Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola.. .
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"kidhar.. ??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...

7 rupya de do

Bhikhari: 7 rupya de do.

Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart, khubsurat, handsome, nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!

Bhikhari: Achcha darling phir 1 pappi hi de do

Soniye, Ki Haal Hai

Santa Bus Stand Pe Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Chhedte Hue Bola.

Santa: “Oye Soniye, Ki Haal Hai?”

Ladki Gusse Mein Boli: “Jo Teri Bahen Ka Hai”

Santa Hans Ke: “Achha To Tujhe Bhi Loose Motions Lage Hai“

दरियादिल कंजूस

दरियादिल कंजूस!

एक बार एक औरत बच्चे को लिए रो रही थी।

एक सिंधी उस से रोने की वजह पूछी तो औरत ने कहा, " मेरा बच्चा बीमार है और मेरे पास दवा के लिए पैसे नहीं हैं।

यह सुन कर सिंधी ने उसे 1000 का नोट दे दिया और कहा, " जाओ दवा लो और 100 का दूध ले लेना और बाकी पैसे मुझे वापस दे दो।

औरत थोड़ी देर बाद दवा और दूध लेकर आई और सिंधी को 650 रूपए वापस कर दिए।

यह देख सिंधी खुश हुआ और सोचने लगा कि, " नेकी कभी बर्बाद नहीं जाती... डॉक्टर को फ़ीस मिल गयी, बच्चे को दवा मिल गयी और
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मेरा नकली नोट भी चल गया।

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Religious Thought 147

Behold the man who shields his family from all suffering. Has not his body become a willing vessel for affliction. Without good men to hold it up, The family house will fall when misfortune descends.

- Tirukkural 103: 1029-1030

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To disregard oneself, this is the best dharma. This is the best service to Buddha's religion. Practicing meditation for life is the best gift. To those sentient beings without protection.

- "Hundred Thousand Songs: Selections From Milarepa, Poet-Saint of Tibet"

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