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एयरटेल के बैलेँस का;

और फेसबुक की गर्लफ्रेंड का;
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Affair and Marriage?

What is the difference between an Affair and Marriage?

Answer :

Affair means going to bed early.. :)

Marriage means going to sleep early. 

Mountain

Religious Thought 077

People weep for their spouses, their children, and their wealth, but who weeps for God? While a child is engrossed with its toys its mother attends to her household duties, but when the child throws the toys aside and screams for its mother, then the mother puts down her cooking pot and takes the child in her arms.

- Ramakrishna

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Before the cosmic net is spread, how can its thousands of pearls be seen? When it is suddenly raised by its universal rope, the myriad eyes spontaneously open.

- Tsao-tang

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Historical Parade In Moscow

Russian soldiers don historic uniforms and march through the Red Square to mark 1941 parade of soldiers on their way to fight the Nazis

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Visitors to the Russian capital could have been forgiven for thinking they have stepped back in time as thousands took part in a military show of strength in Red Square. 

Instead of trying to intimidate the West with its military firepower, the intention of the march was entirely harmless - and was to mark the 71st anniversary of a key moment in Russian history from Word War II. 

The parade involved approximately 6,000 Russian soldiers and military cadets, many of them dressed in World War II-era uniforms. 

Thousands of Russian soldiers and military cadets march across Red Square to mark the 71st anniversary of a historic World War II parade

Animals And Their People

We keep them as pets, although which species maintains the upper paw in that relationship is sometimes in doubt. We drive them to the brink of extinction, and then make desperate attempts to bring them back. We tend them as livestock, display them in zoos, and research them in labs and in the wild. Our lives are intertwined with those of animals, and better for it. Gathered here are images of that furry interface. -- Lane Turner

A ranger inspects a 10-day-old baby elephant at Sarah Deu conservation response unit in Sampoiniet, Aceh Jaya, Indonesia on September 27, 2012. There are fewer than 3,000 Sumatran elephants remaining in the wild, a 50 percent drop since 1985. (Chaideer Mahyuddin/AFP/GettyImages)