Guess Who Won?

Guess Who Won?

Anatoly Karpov

pyar ko kya naam du

ek ladka ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha 

Boy- YE RISHTA KYA KEHLATA HAI? 

GIRL- pavitra rishta 

Boy- to Is pyar ko kya naam du?

Girl-EK hazaro me meri behna hai.

shakespeare

‎"If d first button in a shirt is put wrong, den every button will b wrong."

-GOPAL TAILOR.
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Ab har bat shakespeare thodi na kahega.. 

Female Hormone

CHHAMIA janejigar

‎1 ladki dupatta muh pe lapete hue scooty pe ja rhi thi,.
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samne se ek admi bike pe aate hue bola

"Ae CHAMIA janejigar Zara duptta hata ke chehra to dikha do" :
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Papa mai hu Aapki Guddi.

To De Kar Bhool Gaya

hey uppar wale

Tune Bachpan Diya Cheen Liya,

Jawani Di Cheen Li,

Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,

Ab Ye Biwi Di Hai
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To De Kar Bhool Gaya Kya…

Ladki Ek Paheli...

Ladki Ek Paheli...

Ladki Ek Aisi Paheli Hai, Kabhi Teri To Kabhi Meri Saheli Hai. 

Kharcha Karo To Bole "Darling, How Are You?". 

Na Karo To Bole "Brother, Who Are You?".