shloka ka kya arth hai?

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?

Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon 

shloka ka kya arth hai?

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?

Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon 

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Boy & Girl playing ludo

Boy & Girl playing ludo.

Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I'll Kiss U

Girl: I agree..aur agr 6 aya to?

Boy- Kabi ludo nahi kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara chance milega;)

How to choose a Wife

Nobody teaches

Volcanoes to erupt,

Tsunamis to devastate,

Hurricanes to sway around

&

no one teaches

How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

10 Feng Shui Tips

is Michael Jackson God

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God