Innocent Daughter!
A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
Mom: No baby!
Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?
Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?
Furstated professional life
Furstated professional life
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai...
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee katwaye hai...!
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai...
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee katwaye hai...!
soch
Purani soch- "kro ya mro"
Nai soch-"marne se phle kuch kro!"
.
Ekdam Nai soch-"jb tk kuch kr nai lete maro mat!"
Hmari soch- Koi btayega sala krna kya Hai.?
Nai soch-"marne se phle kuch kro!"
.
Ekdam Nai soch-"jb tk kuch kr nai lete maro mat!"
Hmari soch- Koi btayega sala krna kya Hai.?
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