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Biwi nahi Manegi

Police: Park me Aise kyu Baithe ho?

Sardar: Hum dono Shadi-shuda hai.

Police: To Ghar me baitho.

Sardar: Iska Pati aur meri Biwi nahi Manegi...!! :-

THE TRUTH

THE TRUTH

1. God is real, unless declared integer...!

2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more...!

3. Death is hereditary...!

4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right 
side...!

5. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them...!

6. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference...!

7. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...!

8. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die...!

When God Paints

WHEN GOD PAINTS......!

 

Did you know?

The English language. Did you know? Did you know the most commonly used letter in the alphabet is 'E.' Did you know the least used letter in the alphabet is 'Q.' Did you know skiing is the only word with double 'i.' Did you know dreamt is the only word that ends in 'mt.' Did you know the first letters of the months July through to November spell JASON. Did you know there are only 4 words in the English language which end in 'dous' (they are: hazardous, horrendous, stupendous and tremendous). Did you know the oldest word in the English language is 'town.' Did you know 'Bookkeeper' and 'bookkeeping' are the only 2 words in the English language with three consecutive double letters. Did you know the word 'Strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel.

10 Unusual Trees

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Bottle Tree

Location: Namibia

The Bottle tree of Namibia is one of the most deadly trees on Earth. The milky sap of the plant is very poisonous and was used as arrow poison by bushmen in the past. The Bottle tree is so-called due to the shape of its stem and it usually grows in mountainous regions, which gives it a striking appearance in the deserts of Namibia. The Bottle tree’s flowers have been described as ‘beautiful’ and they are usually pink or white and dark red towards the center.

Light Humour

Different Phases of a man:

After engagement: Superman

After Marriage: Gentleman

 After 10 years: Watchman

After 20 years: Doberman

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?

 Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
'Everything'
and the book is titled: 'What Women Want!'

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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

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Religious Thought 56

After many births the wise seek refuge in me, seeing me everywhere and in everything. Such great souls are very rare.

- Bhagavad Gita 7:19

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It is through not understanding, not penetrating four things that we have run so erratically, wandered on so long in this round of existence, both you and I. What are the four? Goodness, concentration, wisdom, and liberation. When these four things are understood and penetrated, craving for superficial existence is rooted out and that which leads to continued return to the same conditions is ended. There is no more constant journeying.

- Digha Nikaya

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Allah tries his chosen people through many hardships, but those who persevere through adversity, surrendering themselves before the will of Allah, shall be blessed with a superb reward.

- Hadith The Prophet Muhammad (SAW), as reported by Anas bin Malik

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I will not fear, for You are ever with me, and You will never leave me to face my perils alone. - Thomas Merton

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Only through labor is one at home in the world.

- Berthold Auerbach, "Das Landhaus am Rhein"

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