Innocent Daughter!

A girl was crying bitterly.
 
Mom: What happened dear?
 
Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?
 
Mom: No!
 
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?
 
Mom: No!
 
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
 
Mom: No baby!
 
Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?
 
Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
 
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?

Furstated professional life

Furstated professional life
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?

Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?

Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai...

Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai

Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee katwaye hai...! 

soch

Purani soch- "kro ya mro"

Nai soch-"marne se phle kuch kro!"
.
Ekdam Nai soch-"jb tk kuch kr nai lete maro mat!"

Hmari soch- Koi btayega sala krna kya Hai.?