Last night Jack was sitting in the living room, talking to his wife about life... In-between, they talked about the idea of living or dying.
He told her : "Darling, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die".
His wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards him....and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all his whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge...
HE ALMOST DIED!!
Moral:
1. Think properly about what you wish for.
2. The female brain works on a different spectrum (bandwidth) from the male's.
He told her : "Darling, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die".
His wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards him....and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all his whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge...
HE ALMOST DIED!!
Moral:
1. Think properly about what you wish for.
2. The female brain works on a different spectrum (bandwidth) from the male's.
