ULTIMATE TRUTH...:;
A Mother Makes Her Son "GENTLE" in 20 Years
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But, A Girl Makes Him "MENTAL" in less than 20 Minutes. ...
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But, A Girl Makes Him "MENTAL" in less than 20 Minutes. ...
Indians and Rebirth
Indians and Rebirth
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing! They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'
The Lord said, "Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call."
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."
Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there."
Satan says, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
Satan says, "Man I don't believe this .. Hold on."
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.
He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!!
"Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell between ME and GOD. They have started a social network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others. Some were trying to start a chai - pakora, Chole batura, channa, Dosa and samosa, barfi, Chakli and Dokla shop, which I had to stop.
"Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth. We have shortage of toilets to make them uncomfortable as this is Hell, but they have no problems in doing everything outside in open.
"They are excellent in corrupting everyone and my staffs are being bribed by them and I have difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell. They never complain as this place seems to be better from where they came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! I am therefore requesting you OH LORD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive for re-birth".
So this is why Indians are the only ones that are re-born !
The Lord said, "Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call."
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."
Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there."
Satan says, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
Satan says, "Man I don't believe this .. Hold on."
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.
He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!!
"Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell between ME and GOD. They have started a social network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others. Some were trying to start a chai - pakora, Chole batura, channa, Dosa and samosa, barfi, Chakli and Dokla shop, which I had to stop.
"Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth. We have shortage of toilets to make them uncomfortable as this is Hell, but they have no problems in doing everything outside in open.
"They are excellent in corrupting everyone and my staffs are being bribed by them and I have difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell. They never complain as this place seems to be better from where they came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! I am therefore requesting you OH LORD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive for re-birth".
So this is why Indians are the only ones that are re-born !
interesting facts
interestin
A zebra is white with black stripes.
All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.
Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes
and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.
The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.
The word "listen " contains the same letters as the word "silent".
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are
the rabbit and the parrot.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
India invented the Number System . Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed
of sound.
A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.
India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
'Hippopotomonstroses quippedaliophobi a' is the fear of long words.
Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.
Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias !!
It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( We know you gonna try this !!! )
A snail can sleep for 3 years. ( wow, lucky chap he ? )
The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they
start
In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the
earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue
around the world for almost two years.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters
in alphabetical order.
Twenty-Four- Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of
copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with
the hands.
Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no
evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say no evil ).
55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn.
Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. Hello, zzzzz zzzz ?
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Apparently everything has a happy ending and if you haven't arrived at the
happiness, it hasn't ended yet
All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.
Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes
and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.
The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.
The word "listen " contains the same letters as the word "silent".
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are
the rabbit and the parrot.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
India invented the Number System . Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed
of sound.
A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.
India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
'Hippopotomonstroses quippedaliophobi a' is the fear of long words.
Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.
Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias !!
It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( We know you gonna try this !!! )
A snail can sleep for 3 years. ( wow, lucky chap he ? )
The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they
start
In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the
earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue
around the world for almost two years.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters
in alphabetical order.
Twenty-Four- Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of
copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with
the hands.
Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no
evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say no evil ).
55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn.
Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. Hello, zzzzz zzzz ?
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Apparently everything has a happy ending and if you haven't arrived at the
happiness, it hasn't ended yet
Let there be music in your life, always ..............
Let there be music in your life, always ..........
Click on th link below and transform your keyboard into a musical instrument.........instantly.
Very impressive...and it works.
If you can play the piano, Guitar, Organ, flute, Drums - you will be surprised
Very impressive...and it works.
If you can play the piano, Guitar, Organ, flute, Drums - you will be surprised
You don’t need to buy a musical instrument -
Just Open the link & lo - it’s magic !!
Just Open the link & lo - it’s magic !!
This is truly amazing!!
This is truly amazing!!
This is priceless. Notice at the very end when she steps on a little red towel to get into the car so she won't dirty the running board, then picks it up and puts it in the car so she can use it when she gets out! Precious lady!!!!
An amazing lady, 101 years old driving an 81 year old car
and changes the oil and spark plugs herself! This is a hoot!
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Super Example Of Damn Lazy Peoples
Super Example Of Damn Lazy Peoples
There are sloppy persons pictures collection you look. In the subway, on their employed location, in their sofa. If you are too sloppy to get out of the bed, you will become fat or if you are to sloppy to go out your entire life will overtake right before your nose. But being lazy from time to time can be a good thing, you will get some rest and improve your spirit. Below we are sharing with you some really lazy peoples examples, you can see our 20 images list where you can see it and if you are also one of them the you should remind one thing that you get fat early and fatness is the home of different disease.
How To Live Life
How To Live Life
Everyone Gets the Same 24 Hours
Life — it's what we do between the time we get here and when we go. We only get one, and despite what other folks might suppose, it's ours to determine what to do with it.
We don't measure life in hours and minutes. We measure life in
memories and moments.
The Top 10 Ways to Start Living Your Life Life either happens to us, or we take hold of life and live it.
Here are 10 Ways to get a life and start living it.
1. Give yourself permission to claim your life. That's right — permission. You're the only one who can decide you are in charge of
your life. Even though it feels like you're not supposed to do so,
turn off the internal editors, the old tape recordings, the "shoulds,
have tos, and musts", and the rules that didn't come from you.
2. Define what living means to you. It's not as hard as it sounds.
Just picture yourself at the end of your life looking back. What words
would you want to describe how you lived your life and who you are as a person?
3. Stop living in the future. Every time you think "someday" or "when
I have time I will," stop. Ask yourself, "Why not now?" Think about
this sentence, "I always wanted to, but never did." Start doing the
things you always planned to do. Choose your life every morning. Plan one thing you will do that day to feel alive.
4. Surround yourself with people who enjoy living. They've obviously
discovered how to have a life and live it. Why not hang with the pros?
5. Lay down your pain and your anger. Carrying them around makes
living harder and less fun. It doesn't bring anything, and it steals a
lot.
6. Let the losers win. Don't argue about things that you don't care
about. Unless there's some real threat, let the folks who have
something to prove, prove what they need to. Why waste your living
time trying to fix what's wrong with them?
7. Create energy. Jump to forgiveness and love, then figure things
out. Most conclusions we jump to are not only wrong, they're negative.
Negative conclusions lead us to prepare a defense. Being on the
defensive isn't living. It's hiding from life.
8. Learn the physical symptoms of when your head and heart become
disconnected. We know when we're having a knee jerk reaction, when we're feeling sorry for ourselves, and when we're being blind to
people's feelings. We can remember how it felt physically while we
were behaving badly. Get to know those symptoms, and you can stop the behavior. Living life will feel a whole lot safer because you won't be in danger of shooting yourself in the foot.
9. Take small risks that push your boundaries in every way. The joy of
life is packed in learning that matches our skill set. When we stretch
just a bit intellectually, physically, emotionally, we grow. Living is
growing. Even your cells know that.
10. Value and protect the people and the places you care about. A job
isn't a life. It's just a part of one. Let the people you care about
come first, and let everyone know that you do. Re-read numbers 1 and 2.
We come into life with whatever we've got. It's ours to do with. It
took me a while to figure that out — that my life isn't just what
happens to me, that I could take hold of it.
Everyone Gets the Same 24 Hours
Life — it's what we do between the time we get here and when we go. We only get one, and despite what other folks might suppose, it's ours to determine what to do with it.
We don't measure life in hours and minutes. We measure life in
memories and moments.
The Top 10 Ways to Start Living Your Life Life either happens to us, or we take hold of life and live it.
Here are 10 Ways to get a life and start living it.
1. Give yourself permission to claim your life. That's right — permission. You're the only one who can decide you are in charge of
your life. Even though it feels like you're not supposed to do so,
turn off the internal editors, the old tape recordings, the "shoulds,
have tos, and musts", and the rules that didn't come from you.
2. Define what living means to you. It's not as hard as it sounds.
Just picture yourself at the end of your life looking back. What words
would you want to describe how you lived your life and who you are as a person?
3. Stop living in the future. Every time you think "someday" or "when
I have time I will," stop. Ask yourself, "Why not now?" Think about
this sentence, "I always wanted to, but never did." Start doing the
things you always planned to do. Choose your life every morning. Plan one thing you will do that day to feel alive.
4. Surround yourself with people who enjoy living. They've obviously
discovered how to have a life and live it. Why not hang with the pros?
5. Lay down your pain and your anger. Carrying them around makes
living harder and less fun. It doesn't bring anything, and it steals a
lot.
6. Let the losers win. Don't argue about things that you don't care
about. Unless there's some real threat, let the folks who have
something to prove, prove what they need to. Why waste your living
time trying to fix what's wrong with them?
7. Create energy. Jump to forgiveness and love, then figure things
out. Most conclusions we jump to are not only wrong, they're negative.
Negative conclusions lead us to prepare a defense. Being on the
defensive isn't living. It's hiding from life.
8. Learn the physical symptoms of when your head and heart become
disconnected. We know when we're having a knee jerk reaction, when we're feeling sorry for ourselves, and when we're being blind to
people's feelings. We can remember how it felt physically while we
were behaving badly. Get to know those symptoms, and you can stop the behavior. Living life will feel a whole lot safer because you won't be in danger of shooting yourself in the foot.
9. Take small risks that push your boundaries in every way. The joy of
life is packed in learning that matches our skill set. When we stretch
just a bit intellectually, physically, emotionally, we grow. Living is
growing. Even your cells know that.
10. Value and protect the people and the places you care about. A job
isn't a life. It's just a part of one. Let the people you care about
come first, and let everyone know that you do. Re-read numbers 1 and 2.
We come into life with whatever we've got. It's ours to do with. It
took me a while to figure that out — that my life isn't just what
happens to me, that I could take hold of it.
Nice way to look at universe
Nice way to look at universe
Zoom from the edge of the universe to the quantum foam of spacetime and learn about everything in between.
Guide to a Better Life - Must for Everybody
Guide to a Better Life - Must for Everybody
This is amazing, Randy Pausch 47 yrs old, A computer Sc. lecturer from Mellon University. He died of pancreatic cancer in 2008, but wrote a book "The last lecture" before then, one of the bestsellers in 2007. What a legacy to leave behind
In a letter to his wife Jai and his children, Dylan, Logan, and Chloe, he wrote this beautiful "guide to a better life" for his wife and children to follow.
May you be blessed by his insight.
May you be blessed by his insight.
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