OHHH...WOMAN....!!!
Husband calls his wife....
"Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a suddenpuncture. The car skidded and rolled over.
Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managedto crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fellover the cliff.
"I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecapand severe concussion."
Wife says"Forget about the accident! Who the hell is Susan?"
"Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a suddenpuncture. The car skidded and rolled over.
Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managedto crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fellover the cliff.
"I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecapand severe concussion."
Wife says"Forget about the accident! Who the hell is Susan?"