Who is smart?

A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,

Little boy : "teacher are you sleeping in class?"

Teacher : "No I am not sleeping in class."

Little boy : "What were you doing sir ?"

Teacher : " I was talking to God."

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher
walksup to him.

Teacher : "young man, you are sleeping in my class."

Little boy : "No not me sir, I am not sleeping."

Angry teacher: "What were you doing."

Little boy : "I was talking to God."

Angry teacher: "What did he say."

Little boy : "God said he never spoke to you yesterday."

ART OF BONSHAI CULTIVATION

 ART OF BONSHAI CULTIVATION
"Bonsai" means "tree in a tray", so it is a mature plant,
which through successive pruning the roots and
crown, remains small enough to live in a vase.
The maintenance of bonsai is close to the deal
because the plants that live in common vessels.
With a little more hobbyist attention and some
half an hour of your time daily, it is possible
for you to start creating a small collection of
Bonshai sculptures of metal and real plants
for your self. Sun, humidity, moisture, and
good environment is necessary.

Top 10 Amazing Trees

There’s something majestic about the very oldest of trees and how they witnessed the rise and fall of numerous civilizations. Who hasn’t heard about General Sherman – the largest known living single stem tree in the world – or Old Tjikko – the Earth’s oldest (9,550 years) living individual clonal tree?
With this in mind, let’s learn more about some of the world’s most fascinating trees: not just the oldest ones, but the ones with a “distinct shape and character.” There are probably hundreds of spectacular trees, but the following ten really caught my attention:

10. Angel Oak

Located in South Carolina, on Johns Island, the 1,500 year-old Angel Oak shades with its widely spreading canopy an area of 17,200 square feet.

This magnificent tree is thought to be one of the oldest living organisms east of the Mississippi River. With a circumference of 28 feet and branches over 100 feet long, Angel Oak has survived numerous natural disasters, including earthquakes (the Great Charleston Earthquake of 1886), floods and hurricanes (Hurricane Hugo in 1989).

Epic Transport .... Can carry around 45 passengers

10 Incredibly Bizarre Painters and their Weird Techniques

The man who paints with his penis

Australian Tim Patch is an artist who uses his pecker to paint. That's right, this guy has traded his paintbrush in for a tool that he always has on hand, and has affectionately named himself “Pricasso” (a title that, surely, the talented and self-tortured cubist artist Picasso would approve of). 

Pricasso uses his bum to paint in the backgrounds since it would take too much time to use his other tool and it looks better. Pricasso takes his work on the road and appears at various sex trade shows, putting on live painting demonstrations for passersby. The truly funny part is that his work isn't half bad, I mean, considering what a limiting (and possibly limited?) tool he has to work with.

The video bellow is obviously NSFW:


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10 Human Attributes Found in Animals

As humans, we are not the fastest or the strongest animal. Even our senses are outmatched by many creatures. Birds see better than us, dogs smell better, and many animals have senses that we do not have at all. Sharks feel magnetic fields, turtles sense electricity, and bees see ultra-violet radiation. Elephants can sense a lack of salt in their bodies in much the same way that we feel thirsty. The humble tortoise can outlive us by a hundred years or more. Basic medicine is used by woolly spider monkeys who eat certain plants for birth control and parrots who eat specific clays to cure poison. So what makes us special? Here we look at ten human attributes of which we are rightly proud, and briefly consider which animals share our abilities. Perhaps what makes us special is not any single factor, but the combination of all of these? Or perhaps it is our potential rather than what we already are?

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Culture

Culture encompasses all behaviors and activities which are not genetically driven and which are found throughout a local population. The arts and humanities, religions, shared attitudes and practices are all facets of culture. The wonderfully wide variety of human cultures around the world is of great interest in itself; however, not all culture is human. For an activity to be deemed cultural, it must not be directly caused by genetics, it must be passed from one individual to another throughout a population, it must be remembered and not forgotten instantly after it has occurred, and it must be passed down through generations. Many primates have their own cultures and traditions, such as the rain dances some chimpanzee groups perform at the beginning of storms. In 1963, a single Japanese macaque monkey discovered the comfort of bathing in a natural hot spring, and since then the practice has spread completely throughout the troop and is still observed today.

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Emotions

Humans experience a wide spectrum of emotions. From anger to grief to frustration to euphoria, we live our lives moving from one emotion to the next. Anyone who has kept a large pet, such as a dog or a cat, will be aware that these creatures experience fear, desire, panic, affection, embarrassment, and many other feelings. Dolphin mothers whose infants have died display all the trappings of grief, and bored octopuses will eventually begin to exhibit depression. Curiosity can be seen in reptiles and jealousy of parental attention between siblings is seen in great apes. Wild apes will adopt other orphaned apes, and captive apes will take pets for interest. Altruism has been shown by gorillas in two unrelated situations where, both times, a young child fell into their zoo enclosure. Each time, a gorilla patted and soothed the child and helped return him to the human zoo keepers. Chimpanzees similarly comfort each other after attacks. Emotions are far from an exclusively human experience.

सिग्नेचर करते समय ध्यान रखें...........

आज अधिकांश लोगों की समस्या होती है कि उनके पास पैसा बचता नहीं। दिन रात मेहनत करके धन तो खूब कमाते हैं परंतु बचत नहीं हो पाती और जब पैसों की सबसे ज्यादा जरूरत होती है तब कई परेशानियों का सामना करना पड़ता है। ऐसी परिस्थितियों से बचने के लिए ज्योतिष शास्त्र में हस्ताक्षर के संबंध में कुछ बातें ध्यान रखने योग्य बताई हैं। इन बातों को अपनाने से कुछ ही समय में धन संबंधी परेशानियों को दूर किया जा सकता है।

आप बहुत धन कमाते है और फिर भी बचत नहीं होती है तो यह उपाय करें आप अपने हस्ताक्षर के नीचे पूरी लाईन खीचें तथा उसके नीचे दो बिंदू बना दें, इन बिंदुओं का धन बढऩे के साथ बढ़ाते रहें। याद रखें अधिकतम छ: बिंदू लगाने जा सकते हैं। माता-पिता से नित्य पैर छूकर आशीर्वाद लें। सभी का सम्मान करें।

हस्ताक्षर आपके व्यक्तित्व को प्रदर्शित करते हैं। इसी वजह से इस संबंध में पूरी सावधानी रखनी चाहिए। धन बढ़ाने के लिए ऊपर बताई गई बातों को अपनाएं। कुछ ही समय में आप सकारात्मक परिणाम अवश्य प्राप्त करेंगे।

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Devil's Pool: Swimming on the Edge of the Victoria Falls

Devil's Pool: Swimming on the Edge of the Victoria Falls

Devil's Pool is a rocky depression on the edge of the Victoria Falls, located along the Zambezi River on the border of Zambia and Zimbabwe. During the dry season, Devil's Pool is shallow enough that people can safely swim right to the edge before the waterfall drops more than 300 feet. Because of a natural rock wall just below the surface, swimmers don't get swept down by the force of the falls. This is as close as you can get to the edge of the world’s largest waterfall.

A guide will tell you exactly where to jump and once everyone in the group has jumped safely the guide will hold your ankles and you can lie and hang your arms over the edge. It is still a dangerous activity and the Devil's Pool claims at least one life each year.

While it is neither the highest nor the widest, the Victoria Falls is claimed to be the largest. This claim is based on the waterfalls width of 1,708 meters and height of 108 meters forming the largest sheet of falling water in the world. It is also a popular tourist destination. By the end of the 1990s, almost 300,000 people were visiting the falls annually, and this was expected to rise to over a million in the next decade.

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Giant Like A Panda- 30 Wonderful Panda Pictures

Giant Like A Panda- 30 Wonderful Panda Pictures

The giant panda is a medium-sized black-and-white bear that lives only in the mountainous temperate forests of southwest China. Giant pandas eat a diet of bamboo. The giant panda is one of the most endangered animals on Earth. Only about 1,600 of these rare bears are left. This number includes more than 160 pandas living in zoos and breeding centers around the world, mostly in China.

Giant pandas live in a few isolated mountain ranges in the provinces of Sichuan, Shaanxi, and Gansu in south-central China. They live in broad leaf and coniferous forests with a dense understory of bamboo, at elevations between 1,500 m and 3,000 m. Torrential rains, dense mists, and heavy cloud cover characterize these forests throughout much of the year. The giant panda has lived in bamboo forests for several million years. It is a highly specialized animal, with unique adaptations.

Top 5 Lizards

5. Amblyrhynchus cristatus

The marine iguanas of the Galapagos islands boast a lifestyle shared by no other reptile; like penguins or sea lions, they spend their entire lives on the shoreline, diving into the water for their food. They live exclusively on a diet of green algae, using their blunt jaws to scrape it from submerged rocks. Charles Darwin was famously repulsed by these animals when he first discovered them, and referred to them in his notes as “imps of darkness.”

Best of National Geographic’s Photography for January

Collection of best National Geographic’s photography that marked the month of January. Enjoy!

Most Beautiful Street in the World?

Rua Gonçalo de Carvalho, in the Brazilian city of Porto Alegre, may not pass by any notable historical sites along its 500 meter stretch, but it does have a forest. In all more than one hundred towering tipuana trees line the road like a living colonnade, forming what some have called a ‘green tunnel’ over three city blocks.

Control Freak - very clever

WHEN THE GUY STOPS RUNNING,

PLACE THE CURSOR ABOUT 1 INCH ABOVE HIS HEAD.

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