पानीपत की लडाई
बंता अपने छात्र सँता से-पानीपत की लडाई किनके बीच हूई थी ?
सँता -"जी हमारे घरवालो ने कह रखा है कि किसी के लडाई-झगडे मेँ पडने की कोई की कोई जरूरत नही है?सीधे घर ही आना है।
सँता -"जी हमारे घरवालो ने कह रखा है कि किसी के लडाई-झगडे मेँ पडने की कोई की कोई जरूरत नही है?सीधे घर ही आना है।
Kaamyab Insan Banne K 3 Tareeqe
Kaamyab Insan Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
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ARRE RE Pehle Insan To Ban Jao... Phir Kamiyab Hone Ki Sochna...! :-) :-)
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ARRE RE Pehle Insan To Ban Jao... Phir Kamiyab Hone Ki Sochna...! :-) :-)
Religious Thought 50
The body trembles, The tongue falters, The mind is weary. Forsaking them all, I pursue my purpose happily. Knowing I do nothing, I do whatever comes my way, And I am happy.
- Ashtavakra Gita 13:2-3
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A blessing: the arising of Awakened Ones. A blessing: the teaching of true Dhamma. A blessing: the concord of the Sangha. The austerity of those in concord is a blessing.
- Dhammapada, 14, translated by Thanissaro Bhikkhu
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A Sufi was once engaged in prayer, when his cell caught fire. He did not stop praying for one moment. Afterwards, people asked him about this. He replied: The divine fire held my attention, so I could not attend to the fire in my cell.
- Qushayri, "Risalah"
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My heart is restless until it finds its rest in Thee.
- St. Augustine
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Better one ounce of luck than a pound of gold.
- Yiddish proverb
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What Is Couple Sex?
What Is Couple Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,
then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs... :)
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,
then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs... :)
Badmouthology
An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?"
The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these."
The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing….. After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"
The tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "Well, today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology."
The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these."
The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing….. After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"
The tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "Well, today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology."
High Road To An Isolated Village
Take the high road! Chinese village's only contact with world is 1,000-yard zip-line at a dizzying height above valley floor
If you suffer from even the slightest amount vertigo then Yushan village in China's Hubei Province is probably best kept off any list of potential holiday destinations.
For despite its staggeringly beautiful location, Yushan's only connection with the outside world is a precarious zip line stretching for a dizzying kilometre, 400 metres above the valley floor.
A pair of thick cables are strung between two high cliff faces with a steel cage suspended below to carry people and goods in and out of the village.
Don't look down! This terrifying zip line stretching 400metres above the valley floor is the only connection to the outside world for Yushan village in China's Hubei Province
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