It's taken 41 years, but a previously unseen set of photos of the mighty Niagara Falls reduced to nothing more than a barren cliff-top have finally surfaced. The stark images reveal North America 's iconic - and most powerful - waterfall to be almost as dry as a desert. In June 1969, U.S. engineers diverted the flow of the Niagara River away from the American side of the falls for several months.
Milestones in Photography (National Geographic)
Milestones in Photography (National Geographic)
World's First PhotographPhotograph by Joseph Nicéphore Niépce |
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Best Divorce Letter Ever..!!
The Best Divorce Letter... EVER..!!!
My Dear husband:
I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you..
I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & you didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Wife.
PS. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to Invercargill together..!!!! Have a great life..!!!
PS. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to Invercargill together..!!!! Have a great life..!!!
21st century bride
A newlywed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:
"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family",
she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."
"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.
What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to control your son!
This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:
"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family",
she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."
"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.
What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to control your son!
This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!
Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat
ek ladke ki shaadi gaanv wali ladki se ho gayi
ek dost ne puchha : “Bhai Fir Kaisi Rahi Teri Suhagrat?”
To Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Yaar Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Par Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Shadi Mat Karna”
sare dosto Ne Hairan Hoke Puchha: “Kyu Be Kya Hua? Esa Kyu Kah Raha Hai,
Gaanv Ki Ladkiya To Bechari Badi Bholi Hoti Hai”
Rote Hue Bola: “Haan Yaar Thik Bole,
Tabhi Mujhe Rat Ko Bolti Hai, Ji Ye Meri Pahli Suhagrat Hai, Agar Koi Galti Ho Jaye, To Mujhe Apni Choti Bahan Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena“
ek dost ne puchha : “Bhai Fir Kaisi Rahi Teri Suhagrat?”
To Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Yaar Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Par Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Shadi Mat Karna”
sare dosto Ne Hairan Hoke Puchha: “Kyu Be Kya Hua? Esa Kyu Kah Raha Hai,
Gaanv Ki Ladkiya To Bechari Badi Bholi Hoti Hai”
Rote Hue Bola: “Haan Yaar Thik Bole,
Tabhi Mujhe Rat Ko Bolti Hai, Ji Ye Meri Pahli Suhagrat Hai, Agar Koi Galti Ho Jaye, To Mujhe Apni Choti Bahan Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena“
native language
American: In India, do you guys call your wives HONEY in your native language?
Indian: Oh no; we call them BEE-BEE they sting twice as hard as HONEY BEE
सदस्यता लें
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