Market Research

A market researcher was conducting a survey in Bhatinda. He goes to Santa Singh to ask him a few questions:

Market researcher: Santaji, aap kaunsa sabun istemal karte ho?
Santa (very proudly): Bajrang da neem wala sabun!

Market researcher: Aur toothpaste kaunsa istemal karte ho?
Santa: Bajrang da ayurvedic toothpaste!

Market researcher: Aur shampoo kaunsa istemal karte ho?
Santa: Bajrang da herbal shampoo!

Market researcher: Aur hair oil?
Santa: Bajrang da amla tel!

Market researcher: Sardarji, maine Bajrang ka naam kabhi nahin suna. Yeh kya yahan ka koi bahut mashoor local brand hai?
Santa: Nahin ji, Bajrang mera room-mate hai.

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Religious Thought 138

The awakened sages call a person wise when all his undertakings are free from anxiety about results; all his selfish desires have been consumed in the fire of knowledge. The wise, ever satisfied, have abandoned external supports.

- Bhagavad Gita

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Dangerous consequences will follow when politicians and rulers forget moral principles. Whether we believe in God or karma, ethics is the foundation of every religion.

- His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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A Sad story… . Read must

A Sad story…
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Read must
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Ek student ladke ko uski ek classmate se pyar ho gaya.
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Ladke ne usko parpose kiya, Lekin Ladki ne usko inkaar kar diya aur Teacher se uski complain kar di.
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Teacher ne usko kaafi daanta aur 1 week ke liye school se nikaal diya.
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Jab 1 week baad ladka vapas class me aaya to Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya, Ladki ne ladke ke Book me likha..”I Am sorry and I love you too.”
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Ladke ne koi response nhi diya,
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Ladki Roz uske book me i love u likhti rahi,
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Par ladke ne koi jawab nhi diya.
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Isi tarah 4 saal gujar gaye…
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Aur ek din us Ladki ne apni jaan de di..
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Moral- Wo Bewkoof Ladki Itna bhi nahi samjhti thi ki Ladke kabhi Books nahi kholte….!

A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE

A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

Name: Girl

Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors...

क्या आप जानते है ???

क्रोध का अपना पुरा खानदान है ॥ क्या आप जानते है ???

:•~ क्रोध की एक लाडली बहन है - जिद ॥
:•~ क्रोध की पत्नी है - हिंसा ॥
:•~ क्रोध का बडा भाइ है - अहंकार ॥
:•~ क्रोध का बाप जिससे वह डरता है - भय ॥
:•~ क्रोध की बेटीया है - निंदा और चुगली ॥
:•~ क्रोध का बेटा है - वैर ॥
:•~ इस खानदान की नकचढी बहु है - ईर्ष्या ॥
:•~ क्रोध की पोती है - ध्रूणा ॥
:•~ क्रोध की मां है - उपेक्षा ॥

तो क्रोध के खानदान से हमेंशा दुर रहीये..॥

dual sim mobile

Girl: how much do you love me ?
Boy: mera dil mobile hai or tum uski sim.
Girl: god me kitni lucky hu
boy: thank god usse nahi pata Ki mobile dual sim ka hai..

Feather Art by Chris Maynard

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