Jokes for you........

Power of Wife

Shohar biwi se:- ye kya tum 1 aur suit le aayi? Abhi parso hii toh...

Biwi chilla kar boli...

Kya parso?
Bolo......
Bolo kya kaha tum ne?
Ruk kyun gaye?
Kya parso,
Parso kya,
Bolo jaldi!
Jaldi bolo na,
Batao kya parso....?

Shohar: kuchh nahi, mai bus yeh keh raha tha ki parso bhi ek hee suit lai thi pagli, aaj toh 2 le aati..

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Kanjoos:" Yeh banana kitne ka hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:" 1 Rs..
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Kanjoos:" 60 Paisa ka deta hai.. ??
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shopkeeper:" 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega..
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Kanjoos:" Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur Banana de de...

Kanjoos Rocked
Shopkeeper Shocked

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Traffic police (TP) ne Santa ko roka: Aapna license dikao.
Santa: Nahi hai.
TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.
Santa: Nahi.
TP: Kyon?
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To Voter ID card Banwale..
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
Santa: Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To fir isme kya hai, Bank main account khulwale mere baap..
Santa: Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain...

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