Biwi nahi Manegi
Police: Park me Aise kyu Baithe ho?
Sardar: Hum dono Shadi-shuda hai.
Police: To Ghar me baitho.
Sardar: Iska Pati aur meri Biwi nahi Manegi...!! :-
Sardar: Hum dono Shadi-shuda hai.
Police: To Ghar me baitho.
Sardar: Iska Pati aur meri Biwi nahi Manegi...!! :-
THE TRUTH
THE TRUTH
1. God is real, unless declared integer...!
2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more...!
3. Death is hereditary...!
4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right
side...!
5. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them...!
6. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference...!
7. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...!
8. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die...!
1. God is real, unless declared integer...!
2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more...!
3. Death is hereditary...!
4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right
side...!
5. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them...!
6. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference...!
7. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...!
8. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die...!
Did you know?
The English language. Did you know?
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10 Unusual Trees
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Bottle Tree
Location: Namibia
The Bottle tree of Namibia is one of the most deadly trees on Earth. The milky sap of the plant is very poisonous and was used as arrow poison by bushmen in the past. The Bottle tree is so-called due to the shape of its stem and it usually grows in mountainous regions, which gives it a striking appearance in the deserts of Namibia. The Bottle tree’s flowers have been described as ‘beautiful’ and they are usually pink or white and dark red towards the center.
Light Humour
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
'Everything'
and the book is titled: 'What Women Want!'
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
'Everything'
and the book is titled: 'What Women Want!'
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Religious Thought 56
After many births the wise seek refuge in me, seeing me everywhere and in everything. Such great souls are very rare.
- Bhagavad Gita 7:19
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It is through not understanding, not penetrating four things that we have run so erratically, wandered on so long in this round of existence, both you and I. What are the four? Goodness, concentration, wisdom, and liberation. When these four things are understood and penetrated, craving for superficial existence is rooted out and that which leads to continued return to the same conditions is ended. There is no more constant journeying.
- Digha Nikaya
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Allah tries his chosen people through many hardships, but those who persevere through adversity, surrendering themselves before the will of Allah, shall be blessed with a superb reward.
- Hadith The Prophet Muhammad (SAW), as reported by Anas bin Malik
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Only through labor is one at home in the world.
- Berthold Auerbach, "Das Landhaus am Rhein"
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