Marriage Gyan

1. How BEDROOM smells

      After MARRIAGE: 

1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..

      After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..

      After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..

      After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...

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      2.Four stages of marriage:

      Mad for each other,
      Made for each other,
      Mad at each other
      Mad because of each other

      3.What's Marriage?

      Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
      That Destroys All The Six Senses
      And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

      4. Definition Of Happy Couple -

      HE Does What SHE Wants.
      SHE Does What SHE Wants.

      5. Wife to Husband:

Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
      Husband replies:

Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!

      6.'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, 

Can Lengthen Your Life."- 

Shakespear

      "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, 

Can Shorten Ur Life."- 

Shakespear's Wife


      7.Wife to Husband

Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati taw

 mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.

      Awesome reply:

      Husband :

 Are pagli, Blood Relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.. !!!