WOMEN'S ADS

WOMEN'S ADS:

40-ish - 49
 Adventurous - Slept with everyone
 Athletic - No tits
 Average looking - Ugly
 Beautiful - Pathological liar
 Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
 Emotionally secure - On medication
 Feminist - Fat
 Free spirit - Junkie
 Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
 Fun - Annoying
 New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
 Open-minded - Desperate
 Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
 Passionate - Sloppy drunk
 Professional - Bitch
 Average - Fat
 Voluptuous - Very Fat
 Large frame - Hugely Fat
 Wants Soul mate - Stalker