Real Good Explanations

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 
her and say: "I am very rich. 
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..." 



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a 
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and 
pointing at you says: "He's very rich. 
"Marry him." -That's Advertising..." 



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you 
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. 
"Marry me" - That's Telemarketing..." 



4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up 
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour 
her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, 
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and 
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you 
"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..." 



5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks 
up to you and says:"You are very rich! 
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..." 



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you 
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."