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KBC is Good Business
You all know KBC is Good Business. But have you ever pondered
say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states ….....
6(Rs. per SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states)
i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 =
Rs.24, 00,000/-.
Rs.24 lakhs in just 20 minutes (from people trying for the Rs.2 lakhs cash
prize). Imagine the
scenario if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?
The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping Rs.24 crores
!!!!!
And it does not stop there. In practice, it could be another multiple of
100 or a multiple of 1000 on
an average. In that case, it is 24 x 100 crores earnings in just 20 minutes
on every episode!!!
And the prize money: A mere Rs.2 crores !!!!! (and from whose pocket ?????)
Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And the best part of the above
calculation is just the SMS
earning!!!!! What about the Ad money ?????
A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
(2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = Rs.5, 76,000 crores.
Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments; still, you will be
left with (which includes even the meagre Rs.480 crores of prize money,
i.e., if every episode bags Rs.2 crores prize) – Rs.2,88,000/- crores
profit !!!!! (Only from SMS).
Therefore, a Very Simple Question: "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI" and your options
are –
A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji, iska jawab bataiye....
Answer: All FOUR..!!!!
how well?????
Any guesses?????
Let's see ……..
Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest. Assuming
Any guesses?????
Let's see ……..
Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest. Assuming
there are
only 100 entries fromsay 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states ….....
6(Rs. per SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states)
i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 =
Rs.24, 00,000/-.
Rs.24 lakhs in just 20 minutes (from people trying for the Rs.2 lakhs cash
prize). Imagine the
scenario if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?
The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping Rs.24 crores
!!!!!
And it does not stop there. In practice, it could be another multiple of
100 or a multiple of 1000 on
an average. In that case, it is 24 x 100 crores earnings in just 20 minutes
on every episode!!!
And the prize money: A mere Rs.2 crores !!!!! (and from whose pocket ?????)
Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And the best part of the above
calculation is just the SMS
earning!!!!! What about the Ad money ?????
A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
(2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = Rs.5, 76,000 crores.
Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments; still, you will be
left with (which includes even the meagre Rs.480 crores of prize money,
i.e., if every episode bags Rs.2 crores prize) – Rs.2,88,000/- crores
profit !!!!! (Only from SMS).
Therefore, a Very Simple Question: "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI" and your options
are –
A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji, iska jawab bataiye....
Answer: All FOUR..!!!!
PERRI PAINA
Santa apne Dost se: Univrsity se mera reslt check kr.
Mere saath mere Papa Ji honge, Agr main 1 subject me fail ho gya
Agar 2 me to tu kehna ki "Aap dono ko Perri Paina"
Dost universty se result dekh k aaya or kaha,
SARE KHALSA PANTH NU SADDE VALLO PERRI PAINA G
Mere saath mere Papa Ji honge, Agr main 1 subject me fail ho gya
to tu kehna k Sardar G ko Peri Paina
Agar 2 me to tu kehna ki "Aap dono ko Perri Paina"
Dost universty se result dekh k aaya or kaha,
SARE KHALSA PANTH NU SADDE VALLO PERRI PAINA G
कुंभ के मेले में प्रार्थना
सरकार भाइ कुंभ के मेले में प्रार्थना कर रहा था। वह बोला, हे भगवान न्याय करो। हमेश कुंभ में भाई-भाई ही क्यों बिछड़ते हैं,
कभी पति-पत्नी पर भी यह फॉर्मूला ट्राई करो।
कभी पति-पत्नी पर भी यह फॉर्मूला ट्राई करो।
Religious Thought 62
But truly great souls seek my divine nature. They worship me with a one-pointed mind, having realized that I am the eternal source of all. Constantly striving, they make firm their resolve and worship me without wavering. Full of devotion, they sing my divine glory.
- Bhagavad Gita 9:13-14
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Arouse your will, supreme and great, Practice love, give joy and protection; Let your giving be like space, Without discrimination or limitation. Do good things, not for your own sake But for all the beings in the universe; Save and make free everyone you encounter, Help them attain the wisdom of the way.
- Prajnaparamita
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If ye keep watch over your hearts, and listen for the Voice of God and learn of Him, in one short hour ye can learn more from Him than ye could learn from Man in a thousand years.
- Johannes Tauler
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How transcendent and immaculate is God! He has neither place, nor time, nor beginning, nor temporal continuity, nor posterior eternity, nor temporal priority, nor terminal end, and yet all the while, He is neither occupied wit, nor seeks succor from, that which He has brought into being. Nonetheless, He is just in all affairs wherein His commandments are issued to people.
- Shibli in Sarraj Tusi: "Kitab al-luma"
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What is national freedom if not a people's inner freedom to cultivate its abilities along the beaten path of its history?
- Ahad HaAm, "HaShiloah"
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cyber cafe
Viru bhai public toilet mein gaye aur ek ghante baad nikle.
Bahar baitha Caretaker bola- 20 rs
Viru bhai: Saale... Bathroom me baita tha... koi cyber cafe me nahi...
Delhi-6
Nurse :aapke Judwa Bacche paida hue hai
Santa: Vo to hona hi tha, programmes hi aise dekhti thi
KBC-2, Indion Idol-2, Nach Baliye-2, Dhoom-2
Nurse: Accha hua Delhi-6 nahi dekhi
Nurse: Accha hua Delhi-6 nahi dekhi
Religious Thought 61
When the Self is known, All illusions vanish. The veil falls, And you see clearly. Your sorrows are dispelled. For the Self is free And lives forever. Everything else is imagination, Nothing more! Because he understands this, The master acts like a child.
- Ashtavakra Gita 18:6-7
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Although a suspicious mind is bad, still it is wrong to cling to what you shouldn't believe in, or to fail to ask about a truth you should seek.
- Dogen
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Lord! I seek refuge in You from adversities, weaknesses, indolence, cowardice, avarice, indebtedness, and being victimized by the populace.
- Hadith The Prophet Muhammad, as reported by Anas bin Malik
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So you have failed? You cannot fail. You have not failed; you have gained experience. Forward!
- St. Josemara Escriv
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Neglect not to visit and treat the poor; there is no nobler work.
- Israeli, Manhig HaRofim
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hanuman chalisa
Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main "hanuman chalisa" padh kar sota hun...!!!
ब्लास्ट हो सकता है!
जीतो: रात को मोबाइल चार्जिंग पर न लगाओ, ब्लास्ट हो सकता है!
संता: ओये, तु चैन से सोजा और मुझे इतना भी बेवकूफ न समझ; मैंने बैट्री निकाल दी है!
बुढ़ापे की निशानी
एक बार संता और बंता बगीचे में बैठे बातें कर रहे थे कि तभी अचानक संता ने बंता से पूछा;
संता: तुम्हारी बीवी के दांतों का दर्द ठीक हुआ कि नहीं?
बंता: हां, डॉक्टर को दिखाते ही ठीक हो गया!
संता(हैरानी से): अच्छा, लगता है डॉक्टर बड़ा ही काबिल है जिस को एक बार दिखाने से ही सारा दर्द ठीक हो गया!
बंता: अरे काबिल वगैरह कुछ नहीं, बस उसने इतना कह दिया कि यह बुढ़ापे की निशानी है, बस फिर क्या था वो दिन है और आज का दिन, मेरी पत्नी ने दर्द की शिकायत ही नहीं की!