Aspundir: 02/02/14

1. How BEDROOM smells

After MARRIAGE:

1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..

After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..

After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..

After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...

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2.Four stages of marriage:

Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other

3.What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

4. Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants.
SHE Does What SHE Wants.

5. Wife to Husband:

Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband replies:

Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!

6.'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes,

Can Lengthen Your Life."-

Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,

Can Shorten Ur Life."-

Shakespear's Wife

7.Wife to Husband

Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati taw

mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.

Awesome reply:

Husband :

Are pagli, Blood Relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.. !!!