1. How BEDROOM smells
After MARRIAGE:
After MARRIAGE:
1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..
After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...
After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...
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2.Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
3.What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
4. Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants.
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
5. Wife to Husband:
2.Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
3.What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
4. Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants.
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
5. Wife to Husband:
Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband replies:
Husband replies:
Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!
6.'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes,
6.'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes,
Can Lengthen Your Life."-
Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,
Can Shorten Ur Life."-
Shakespear's Wife
7.Wife to Husband
7.Wife to Husband
Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati taw
mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.
Awesome reply:
Husband :
Awesome reply:
Husband :
Are pagli, Blood Relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.. !!!
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