tu hi khuda hai.......

Ek din mujhse kaha khuda ne : Mat kar intezaar uska milna mushkil hai

Maine kaha : Lene de maja intezaar ka agle janam mein to mumkin hai,

Phir khuda ne kaha : Matkar itna pyaar bahut pachtayega.

Muskara kar maine kaha : dekhte hain tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega

Phir khuda ne kaha : Hata use ... chal tujhe jannat ki apsara se milvata hoon.....

Maine kaha : Aa neeche.... dekh mere pyaar ka muskarata chehra tujhe jannat ki apsara bhulvata hoon.......

Gusse mein khuda ne kaha : Mat bhul tu ek insaan hai.

Maine kaha : To mila de mujhe mere pyaar se .... aur saabit kar ke tu hi khuda hai.......

Witty Signs!

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
*"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." *
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  In a Podiatrist's office:
*"Time wounds all heels." *
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
*Yesterday's Meals on Wheels *
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*On a Plumber's  truck: *
*"We repair what your husband fixed." *
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*On another Plumber's truck: *
*"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." *
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*On a Church's Bill board: *
*"7 days without God makes one weak." *
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*At a Tyre Store *
*"Invite us to your next blowout." *
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*On an Electrician's truck: *
*"Let us remove your shorts." *
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*In a Non-smoking Area: *
*"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action." *
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*On a Maternity Room door: *
*"Push. Push. Push." *
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*At an Optometrist's Office: *
*"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place." *
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*On a Taxidermist's window: *
*"We really know our stuff." *
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*On a Fence: *
*"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" *
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*At a Car Dealership: *
*"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." *
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*Outside a Car Exhaust Store: *
*"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.." *
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*In a Vets waiting room: *
*"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" *
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*In a Restaurant window: *
*"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." *
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*In the front yard of a Funeral Home: *
*"Drive carefully. We'll wait." *
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*And don't forget the sign at a *
*RADIATOR SHOP: *
*"Best place in town to take a leak." *
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*Sign on the back of yet another *
*Septic Tank Truck: *
*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" *

How to start a fight

How to start a fight with your wife in 2 steps :

1. Ask her to make you eggs, 1 boiled and 1 fried.

2. When she brings the eggs, throw the plate on the table and shout "You boiled the wrong egg"!!! 

Religious Thought 28

I am boundless space. The world is a clay pot. This is the truth. There is nothing to accept, Nothing to reject, Nothing to dissolve.

- Ashtavakra Gita 6:1

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If we unbalance Nature, human kind will suffer. Furthermore, we must consider future generations: a clean environment is a human right like any other. It is therefore part of our responsibility towards others to ensure that the world we pass on is as healthy as, if not healthier than we found it.

- His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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The false promises of a merchant may persuade a buyer into purchasing his (faulty) goods; but these will be deprived of Allah's blessings.

- Hadith The Prophet Muhammad (SAW), as reported by Abu Hurairah

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I see my relationship with my heavenly father, with God in heaven--as someone to look to if I want to look for guidance, to feel comfortable with my thoughts, my actions, someone to be accountable to.

- Blair Underwood

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When a father gives to his son, both laugh. When a son gives to his father, both cry.

- Yiddish proverb

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