Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
*"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." *
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In a Podiatrist's office:
*"Time wounds all heels." *
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
*Yesterday's Meals on Wheels *
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*On a Plumber's truck: *
*"We repair what your husband fixed." *
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*On another Plumber's truck: *
*"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." *
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*On a Church's Bill board: *
*"7 days without God makes one weak." *
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*At a Tyre Store *
*"Invite us to your next blowout." *
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*On an Electrician's truck: *
*"Let us remove your shorts." *
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*In a Non-smoking Area: *
*"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action." *
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*On a Maternity Room door: *
*"Push. Push. Push." *
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*At an Optometrist's Office: *
*"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place." *
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*On a Taxidermist's window: *
*"We really know our stuff." *
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*On a Fence: *
*"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" *
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*At a Car Dealership: *
*"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." *
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*Outside a Car Exhaust Store: *
*"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.." *
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*In a Vets waiting room: *
*"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" *
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*In a Restaurant window: *
*"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." *
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*In the front yard of a Funeral Home: *
*"Drive carefully. We'll wait." *
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*And don't forget the sign at a *
*RADIATOR SHOP: *
*"Best place in town to take a leak." *
*********************** *
*Sign on the back of yet another *
*Septic Tank Truck: *
*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" *
*"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." *
*************************** *
In a Podiatrist's office:
*"Time wounds all heels." *
*************************** *
On a Septic Tank Truck:
*Yesterday's Meals on Wheels *
*************************** *
*On a Plumber's truck: *
*"We repair what your husband fixed." *
*************************** *
*On another Plumber's truck: *
*"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." *
*************************** *
*On a Church's Bill board: *
*"7 days without God makes one weak." *
*************************** *
*At a Tyre Store *
*"Invite us to your next blowout." *
*************************** *
*On an Electrician's truck: *
*"Let us remove your shorts." *
*************************** *
*In a Non-smoking Area: *
*"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action." *
*************************** *
*On a Maternity Room door: *
*"Push. Push. Push." *
*************************** *
*At an Optometrist's Office: *
*"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place." *
*************************** *
*On a Taxidermist's window: *
*"We really know our stuff." *
*************************** *
*On a Fence: *
*"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" *
*************************** *
*At a Car Dealership: *
*"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." *
*************************** *
*Outside a Car Exhaust Store: *
*"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.." *
*************************** *
*In a Vets waiting room: *
*"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" *
*************************** *
*In a Restaurant window: *
*"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." *
*************************** *
*In the front yard of a Funeral Home: *
*"Drive carefully. We'll wait." *
*************************** *
*And don't forget the sign at a *
*RADIATOR SHOP: *
*"Best place in town to take a leak." *
*********************** *
*Sign on the back of yet another *
*Septic Tank Truck: *
*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" *
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