1. Two times a week we go to a n ice restaurant, have a
Little beverage, good food and companionship
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas .
3. I take my wife everywhere.... But she keeps finding
Her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
Anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and
Electric bread maker.
She said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place
To sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
Because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I
Too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No,
Jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of
Divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
Name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months I don't
Like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked,
"What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it........
These were the good old days,when humor didn't have to start
With a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun.
And he always ended his programs with the words, "God Bless."
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