YOUR ANNUAL DEMENTIA TEST


It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't
use it you lose it! below is a very private way to gauge your loss or
non-loss of intelligence.
 
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made
your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
 
1.   What do you put in a toaster?
 
 
 

बोतल का ढक्कन


एक शराबी सड़क पर गिरा हुआ था।

एक पुलिसवाला उधर से गुजर रहा था। वह उसके पास आया और कड़कती आवाज में उसने शराबी से पूछा, "तुमने इतनी क्यों पी रखी है?" 

शराबी ने बताया, "क्या करूं, मजबूरी थी।"

पुलिसवाले ने फिर पूछा, "कैसी मजबूरी?"

शराबी ने बताया, "बोतल का ढक्कन गुम हो गया था।"

है दम तो हल करें ये पांच सवाल


1. चीन किस देश में स्थित है?
 
2. 15 अगस्त किस तारीख को आता है?
 
3. हरा कौन से रंग का होता है?
 
4. हिंदी में टमाटर को क्या बोलते हैं?
 
5. मुमताज की कब्र में कौन दफन है?

बंता मोबाइल क्यों नहीं उठाता!


संता अपने दोस्त बंता से...


संता: यार, कल मैंने कितनी बार कॉल किया...


 तूने मोबाइल उठाया क्यों नहीं...


बंता: क्यों उठाऊं...


30 रुपए देकर गाना चालू करवाया है...


वह कौन सुनेगा...!!!

कब कहाँ उड़ जाये

रिलाइन्स के नेटवर्क का;

एयरटेल के बैलेँस का;

और फेसबुक की गर्लफ्रेंड का;
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कुछ पता नहीँ चलता, कब कहाँ उड़ जाये

Affair and Marriage?


What is the difference between an Affair and Marriage?

Answer :
Affair means going to bed early.. :)
Marriage means going to sleep early. 

Religious Thought 077



People weep for their spouses, their children, and their wealth, but who weeps for God? While a child is engrossed with its toys its mother attends to her household duties, but when the child throws the toys aside and screams for its mother, then the mother puts down her cooking pot and takes the child in her arms.
- Ramakrishna
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Before the cosmic net is spread, how can its thousands of pearls be seen? When it is suddenly raised by its universal rope, the myriad eyes spontaneously open.
- Tsao-tang
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Historical Parade In Moscow


Russian soldiers don historic uniforms and march through the Red Square to mark 1941 parade of soldiers on their way to fight the Nazis


Visitors to the Russian capital could have been forgiven for thinking they have stepped back in time as thousands took part in a military show of strength in Red Square. 
Instead of trying to intimidate the West with its military firepower, the intention of the march was entirely harmless - and was to mark the 71st anniversary of a key moment in Russian history from Word War II. 
The parade involved approximately 6,000 Russian soldiers and military cadets, many of them dressed in World War II-era uniforms. 
Thousands of Russian soldiers and military cadets march across Red Square to mark the 71st anniversary of a historic World War II parade
Thousands of Russian soldiers and military cadets march across Red Square to mark the 71st anniversary of a historic World War II parade

Animals And Their People


We keep them as pets, although which species maintains the upper paw in that relationship is sometimes in doubt. We drive them to the brink of extinction, and then make desperate attempts to bring them back. We tend them as livestock, display them in zoos, and research them in labs and in the wild. Our lives are intertwined with those of animals, and better for it. Gathered here are images of that furry interface. -- Lane Turner

A ranger inspects a 10-day-old baby elephant at Sarah Deu conservation response unit in Sampoiniet, Aceh Jaya, Indonesia on September 27, 2012. There are fewer than 3,000 Sumatran elephants remaining in the wild, a 50 percent drop since 1985. (Chaideer Mahyuddin/AFP/GettyImages)