Chinese Brain

Mathematician: How do you write 4 in between 5 ? 

 Indian : Is this a joke?

 Japanese : Impossible!

 American : The question's all wrong!

 British : It' s not found on the Internet

 And the Chinese:  F(IV)E      

 This is the reason Chinese are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... anything to do with using both sides of the brain.
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Baby animals spring into life in the Falkland Islands

In the British-owned Falkland Islands animals are giving birth to an exotic range of their own young. 31-year-old vet north London vet Aniket Sardana documented the adorable babies of the South Atlantic while working on the remote islands.
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A funny story

Ek ladki roz jab college se ghar aati toh
.
ek ladke ko apne ghar ke bahar khada dekhti..
.
Aisa roz hota tha even pura 1 saal beet gaya
aur woh ladka roz usko apne ghar
ke saamne
nazar ata..
.
Woh kuch nahi kehta tha bas
chup
chaap
kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi
apne mobile phone ko dekhta..
.
Ladki ko yakeen hone laga ke ladka
usse pyaar karta hai..
.
Ladki ne apne ghar walo ko bataya.
.
Gharwalo ko ladka pasand aa gaya.
.
Gaav se bhi bade buzurg aa gaye.
.
Ek din ladki ne himmat karke uske
paas jaake bol diya ke
.
tum 1 saal se aise mere ghar ke bahar khade
.
rehte ho to hume pata chal gaya hai ki tum mujhse bahot pyar karte ho.
.
Main bhi tumse shaadi karne k liye ready hu.'
.
Ladka darr gaya aur fauran bola-
...Maaf karna behenji...
actually aapke ghar ke wi-fi pe password nahi hai..
.
Main to free mein data use karne
aata hoon
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