One bride for five brothers

Grooms' sex-rota in one-room shack

Clan ... Rajo Verma with Jay and, l-r, Sant Ram, Bajju, Gopal, Guddu and Dinesh

A YOUNG mum told last night how she has five husbands — who are all BROTHERS.

Rajo Verma, 21, lives in a one-room shack with all five, sleeping with a different one each night on a rota.

The housewife has no idea which one is the father of her toddler son.

She said: “Initially it felt a bit awkward. But I don’t favour one over the other.”

Husband Guddu, 21 — the first to make her his bride — insisted: “We all have sex with her but I’m not jealous. We’re one big happy family.”

The couple got hitched in an arranged Hindu marriage four years ago and he remains her only official spouse.

Lovenest ... the single-room shack where the five brothers have sex rota

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But the custom in their village is she had to take as husbands his brothers Bajju, 32, Sant Ram, 28, Gopal, 26, and Dinesh — who married her last year when he turned 18.

Eldest brother Bajju said: “I consider her my wife and sleep with her like my brothers.” Rajo cooks, cleans and looks after 18-month-old Jay while her hubbies go out to work in Dehradun, northern India.

She said of the ancient tradition, called polyandry: “My mother was also married to three brothers so when I got wed I knew I had to accept all of them as my husbands.

“I sleep with them in turn. We don’t have beds, just lots of blankets on the floor.

“I get a lot more attention and love than most wives.”

Housewife ... Rajo Verma cooks, cleans and brings up Jay while husbands work

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घरवाली..बाहर वाली

घरवाली ऐसी हो की

साड़ी से जो खुश हो जावे,पति सेवा बस ध्यान में लावे.
जींस टॉप से दूर रहे जो,पूज्य हैं आप ये कहे जो.
जितने चाहूँ उतने बच्चे जन दे,हर पल अपना तन मन दे.
सास ससुर को खीर खिलावे,मम्मी के वो पावं दबावे.
फ़ोन से मेरे दूर रहे, पैसों से मजबूर रहे.
भजन कीर्तन का शौक हो, चारदीवारी बस उसकी रौनक हो.
परपुरुष जिसको पाप लगे, उमदराज लोग बाप लगे.
चाय से लेकर भोजन तक सबका उसको ध्यान रहे.
शारीरिक भूख से सात्विक भूख तक सबका उसको सम्मान रहे.
फिगर से लैला ना भी लगे पर मन से वो सावित्री हो.
मजाक की बातें भाये जिसको थोड़ी सी कवियत्री हो.
मेरे लक्ष्य में जिसकी नैया पार लगे.
उसकी आँखों में धुन हो मेरी,बस मेरा वो प्यार लगे.
जिसके वंश में संस्कृति मन में संस्कार हो.
मेरे चरणों की दासी हो बस मेरा अधिकार हो.

बाहर वाली ऐसी हो की

जींस टॉप को खास कहे वो या उससे भी कपडे कम हों.
रिश्ते की ना बात करे वो, इमोशनल लफड़े कम हों.
फास्ट फ़ूड में मस्त रहे,मेरी बाँहों में पस्त रहे.
दारू सुट्टा जिसको भाये,जब भी बुलावूँ तब आ जाये.
अमीर बाप की बेटी हो,सब मेरे बिल देती हो.
सारी किस्म की फिल्में देखे,मेरे तन को खूब निरेखे.
फिगर हो जिसकी अच्छी खासी,बॉडी को बस दे शाबासी.
बिना शादी के साथ रहे,जो जी चाहे दिल खोल कहे.
फ्यूचर की जिसको चिंता न हो,मेरे नाकामी पे शर्मिंदा न हो.
हर बातो को कुल कहे,गधे को ब्यूटीफुल कहे.
दिन रात मस्ती दे ऐसी, गांजे की ऐसी की तैसी.हा हा हा हा हा हा हा

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