एक अच्छी, एक बुरी

दुर्घटना के बाद अस्पताल में भर्ती संता चंद्रन ने आंखे खोली, तो डॉक्टर बंता मोहन को सामने पाया।

 डॉ बंता- मेरे पास तुम्हारे लिए दो खबरे है- एक अच्छी, एक बुरी। पहले कौन-सी सुनाउ 

संता-बुरी ही सुना दीजिए।

 डॉ बंता- हमें ऑपरेशन करके तुम्हारे दोनो पैर काटने पडे है। 

संता-क्या इसके बाद भी कोई अच्छी खबर हो सकती है

डॉ बंता- हां, अच्छी खबर यह है कि वार्ड बॉय तुम्हारे जूतो को अच्छी कीमत देकर खरीदना चाहता है।

गुमनाम फोन

कार्यालय म सीबीआई अधिकारी को गुमनाम फोन आया कि एक टाल वाले ने लकडयों में स्मैक छूपा रखी है। अधिकारी ने कर्मचारीयों के साथ उस जगह छापा मारा और पूरी टाल छान मारी। 
वह निरंतर सफाई देता रहा। पर अधिकारी का शक बढ गया, तो उसने कर्मचारियों को आदेश दिया, 'जितने मोटे लट्ठे है सबको चीर कर देखो।' कर्मचारियों ने कुल्हाडयां उठाईं और सारे लट्ठे फाड डाले, कुछ नही मिला। 
शाम को बंता टाल वाले को फोन मिला- कहो गुरू, काम हुआ!
 कैसा काम? बंता चकरा गया। 
अरे लकडयां चिर गई कि नहीं....फोकट में। 
हां ...अच्छा। तो तुम्हारा किया धरा था यह सब! 
हां, ध्यान रखना गुरू, मेरा बगीचा जुतवाने की जिम्मेदारी तुम्हारी है।

The Mysterious Nazca Lines


Located in the deserts of Peru, on a plain stretched between the Inca Valley and the Nazca Valley, the mysterious Nazca Lines have been a source of mystery and intrigue since their discovery in 1927.
The lines were created by the ancient Nazca people, whose civilization flourished from about 200 BC until their society mysteriously collapsed around 650 AD. Both the Nazca Lines, as well as the reason for the once great civilization who created them suddenly collapsing has been the subject of study, intense debated and speculation for many years.
The Lines
Nasca Hbird

The Tree Houses of the Korowai Tribe of New Guinea


Deep within the inaccessible jungle of the southeast Indonesian province of Papua, about 150 kilometres inland from the Arafura Sea, lives the Korowai tribe – a clan totally isolated from the rest of the world. They are hunter-gatherers living in a small society of traditional family ties who need to share all they have in order to survive. Until their discovery by a Dutch missionary in 1974, the Korowai had hardly any contact with the outside world.
The Korowai people live in tree houses ranging in height from 6 to 12 meters, but some are as high as 35 meters above the ground. Usually the houses are built on a single tree but frequently the base of the house consists of several living trees, and additional support is derived from wooden poles. These tree houses protect families not only against swarms of mosquitoes below, but also ward off annoying neighbours and evil spirits.
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Dog vs. Squirrel-terrific


Can you imagine  being the photographer who caught  this?
 
    
   Lab has baby  squirrel pinned down... And Mother 
sees it (from  above)!
   
   Mom takes  action!!
   
   Dog gets it from  Mom and baby gets  away!
   
   Mother consoles  baby and...
   Look at the dog's  face ... priceless...    "What the hell  happened?