FUNNY "Smart Arse" Answers...............


SMART ARSE ANSWER 5
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked. 
"Yes or no," she replied.

  
SMART ARSE ANSWER 4
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. 
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."

 

Religious Thought 071



The ego is like a stick dividing water in two. It creates the impression that you are one and I am another. When the ego vanishes you will realize that Brahman is your own inner consciousness.
- Ramakrishna
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Trivial thoughts, insignificant thoughts, When followed they distract the mind. Not understanding those thoughts The roaming mind runs back and forth. But by understanding those thoughts One ardent and mindful restrains the mind. An awakened one has overcome them completely So they do not arise to distract the mind.
- Udana
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When Muhammad reached the Grand Mosque, most of the population was at the entrance, eager to look at him. As he went in, he threw the end of his cloak over his left shoulder, leaving his right arm free. He declared, "May God have mercy on the man who today shows the people he is strong." Then he walked round the Kaba, kissing each side, and finally kissing the black stone. After a short pause he trotted round the Kaba three times, and walked around it a further three times.
- Ibn Ishaq, "The Life of Muhammad"
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Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thinga grateful heart!
- George Herbert
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When man completes a product, his relation to it ends; but God's power continues to permeate His creatures.
- Rabbi Schneur Zalman of Liadi, "Tanya"
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SARDAR serious mood mein

SARDAR:
Log kehte h ki mohabbat zindagi hoti h maut nahi,
Magar vo kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti h maut nahi ...

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