this picture of a beautiful white
flower that only
opens it blooms at night.
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Boyfriend and Girlfriend
:: Boyfriend and Girlfriend room main khamosh baithe they
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni
kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki ke barey me sochraha hai ?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai ?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles
dekhe hain ?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun !.
.
Bf ki soch : Yar saala Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai ?
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni
kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki ke barey me sochraha hai ?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai ?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles
dekhe hain ?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun !.
.
Bf ki soch : Yar saala Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai ?
कामधेनु - आरती....!!!
ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता, मैया जय जय गौ माता ।
तुमको हरदिन सेवत, हर देव गण त्राता ।। ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता....
नन्दा - सुभद्रा - सुरभि, सुशीला - बहुला जगमाता ।
सूर्य - चन्द्रमा - ध्यावत, सर्व देव गाता।। ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता....
विश्व रूप तुम हो, सुख सम्पति दाता ।
जो कोइ तुमको पूजत, दुख दरिद्र नही आता ।। ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता....
तीनों लोक निवासिनी, अभय दान दाता ।
सर्व धर्म की मैया, पाप - ताप - हरता ।। ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता....
तुम जिस घर रहती हो, अन्न-धन्न आता ।
सब के आदर पाकर, गो भक्त बन जाता ।। ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता....
तुम बिन यज्ञ न होते, दविष्य न हो पाता ।
दूध दही गौलोवन, सब तुम से आता ।। ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता....
कामधेनु - तुम ही कहलाती, जग में ज्योत जलाती ।
खान - पान का वैभव, सब तुमसे आता ।। ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता....
गौ माता जी की आरती, जो कोर्इ नर गाता ।
उल्लास भरे ह्रदय से, सुख - आनंद पाता ।। ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता....
ॐ जय कामधेनु गौ माता ।।
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MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS DAD
MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS DAD
student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mailfrom his dad:
My dear loving son
One Hundred million dollars have just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.Go and get yourself a train too.
Love, Dad
student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mailfrom his dad:
My dear loving son
One Hundred million dollars have just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.Go and get yourself a train too.
Love, Dad
Taiwan’s Boat Burning Festival
Taoist festivals don't get much bigger, brighter or more spectacular than Taiwan's Burning of the Wang Yeh Boats. Every three years in October or November, the southern port town of Donggang feasts and fetes a handful of Chinese gods for nine days before sending them off to heaven in a fiery blaze aboard a Chinese junk. (Robert Kelly)